1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:06,967 - Ready, Kage? - Ready. 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,440 Let's do this. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:10,670 Fatty. 6 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,644 Check. Uggh. 7 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,010 Bean and cheese burrito. 8 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,947 Bean and chee-- 9 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,108 Tenacious sound check initiated. 10 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,278 Engage Kage! 11 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,981 Aah! 12 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:33,361 Ha ha ha ha ha! High-five! 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,061 Hnnh! 14 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:11,196 OK. 15 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,761 Two, three... 16 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:29,151 ♪ A long-ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo ♪ 17 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:33,091 ♪ There lived a humble family, religious through and through ♪ 18 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,117 ♪ But hey, there was a black sheep ♪ 19 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,652 ♪ And he knew just what to do ♪ 20 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:41,428 ♪ His name was Young JB and he refused to step in line ♪ 21 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:45,268 ♪ A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time ♪ 22 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:49,765 ♪ He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align ♪ 23 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,442 ♪ Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing ♪ 24 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,506 ♪ As I stepped into his cave ♪ 25 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:58,608 ♪ Then I sliced his fucking cockles ♪ 26 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,312 ♪ With my long and shiny blade ♪ 27 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:01,786 ♪ 'Twas I who fucked the dragon ♪ 28 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,584 ♪ Fucka lye, sing, fucka loo ♪ 29 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,818 ♪ And if you try to fuck with me ♪ 30 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:10,091 ♪ Then I shall fuck you too ♪ 31 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,360 ♪ Gotta get it on in the party zone ♪ 32 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,998 ♪ I gots to shoot a load in the party zone ♪ 33 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,300 ♪ Gotta lick a toad in the party zone ♪ 34 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,608 ♪ Gotta suck a choad in the party zone ♪ 35 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,306 Aaaah! 36 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,855 ♪ You disobeyed my orders, son, Why were you ever born? ♪ 37 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,125 ♪ Your brother's 10 times better than you ♪ 38 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,995 ♪ Jesus loves him more ♪ 39 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:47,624 ♪ This music that you've played for us ♪ 40 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,498 ♪ Comes from the depths of hell ♪ 41 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,231 ♪ Rock & roll's the Devil's work ♪ 42 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,364 ♪ He wants you to rebel ♪ 43 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,067 ♪ You'll become a mindless puppet ♪ 44 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,973 ♪ Beelzebub will pull the strings ♪ 45 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,637 ♪ Your heart will lose direction ♪ 46 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,375 ♪ And chaos it will bring ♪ 47 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:05,179 ♪ You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone ♪ 48 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:10,350 ♪ You're grounded for a week with no telephone ♪ 49 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,689 ♪ Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan ♪ 50 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:17,093 ♪ You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home ♪ 51 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:26,898 ♪ Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone ♪ 52 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,999 ♪ I'm asking for your guidance ♪ 53 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,670 ♪ Won't you come down from your throne? ♪ 54 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:36,546 ♪ I need the tight compadre who will teach me how to rock ♪ 55 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:41,452 ♪ My father thinks you're evil, but, man, he can suck a cock ♪ 56 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:46,447 ♪ Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad ♪ 57 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:53,921 ♪ I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad ♪ 58 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,502 ♪ I hear you, brave young Jables ♪ 59 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,474 ♪ You are hungry for the rock ♪ 60 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:03,852 ♪ But to learn the ancient methods ♪ 61 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,468 ♪ Secret doors you must unlock ♪ 62 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,172 ♪ Escape your father's clutches ♪ 63 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,408 ♪ And this oppressive neighborhood ♪ 64 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:15,479 ♪ On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood ♪ 65 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,520 ♪ In the city of fallen angels ♪ 66 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,050 ♪ Where the ocean meets the sand ♪ 67 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,723 ♪ You will form a strong alliance ♪ 68 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,961 ♪ And the world's most awesome band ♪ 69 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,367 ♪ To find your fame and fortune ♪ 70 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:32,894 ♪ Through the valley you must walk ♪ 71 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,567 ♪ You will face your inner demons ♪ 72 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:43,140 ♪ Now go, my son, and rock! ♪ 73 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,659 ♪ So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo ♪ 74 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,286 ♪ With hunger in his heart ♪ 75 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:59,958 ♪ And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art ♪ 76 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:03,833 ♪ But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart ♪ 77 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:08,933 ♪ Rock ♪ 78 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:15,938 ♪ Ro-o-o-ck ♪ 79 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,745 ♪ Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o ♪ 80 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:23,416 ♪ Hey-yeah-hey-yeah-hey-yeah- yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-hey-yeah ♪ 81 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,117 ♪ Rock! ♪ 82 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:12,532 ♪ Tenacious D, Tenacious D ♪ 83 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:16,133 ♪ D, D, D, D ♪ 84 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,973 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 85 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:21,138 ♪ Tenacious ♪ 86 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:53,667 ♪ Tenacious D, Tenacious D ♪ 87 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,986 ♪ Tenacious D, Tenacious D ♪ 88 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,988 ♪ Tenacious D ♪ 89 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:08,517 ♪ Tenacious D, Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! ♪ 90 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:12,861 ♪ Ten is ten, is ten, is ten, is-- ♪ 91 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,199 This place is awesome. 92 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,137 Gold man. Ha ha ha! 93 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,424 Whoa! 94 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,865 Ohhh! Oh, man! 95 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:51,028 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. 96 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:54,369 OK, that was the best thing I have ever seen. 97 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,999 - Who are you? - The name's Kyle Gass. 98 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,705 Kyle Gass. 99 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:03,511 Dude, will you just teach me that one thing that you did? 100 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,141 Where you're like, playing-- 101 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,311 I'm not giving free guitar lessons today. 102 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:09,753 Why don't you stand over there? 103 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,518 Right here? 104 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,956 You're awesome. 105 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,517 This next piece is by Johann Sebastian Bach-- 106 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,994 - Watch this. - And it's entitled... 107 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,496 Bourrée in E Minor. 108 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,931 Check this out, this guy's insane. 109 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,706 Man, are you guys stupid. 110 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,939 Don't you know genius when you see it? 111 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,469 Damn! 112 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,043 Anyway. 113 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:40,186 My name's JB. 114 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,744 My name's JB. 115 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,387 Just rolled into town. 116 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,653 - Would you give me some space? - Yeah. 117 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,023 You're kinda cramping my style. 118 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,152 Oh, dude, I'm sorry. 119 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,560 And you're driving away my crowd. 120 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,030 If you just move back, like I asked you earlier... 121 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,510 I think things are going to be a lot better. 122 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,468 - OK. Fine. Sorry. - Thanks. 123 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,038 ♪ Can't you see he's the man? ♪ 124 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,937 ♪ Let me hear you applaud ♪ 125 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,442 ♪ He's more than a man, he's a shining golden god! ♪ 126 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,501 ♪ If you think ♪ 127 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,705 ♪ It's time to fucking rock ♪ 128 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,839 ♪ And fucking roll out of control ♪ 129 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,726 ♪ Well, then you know you've got to rock the block ♪ 130 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,911 ♪ You fucking suck my fucking cock ♪ 131 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,147 ♪ 'Cause when you rule, you fucking school ♪ 132 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,314 ♪ All of the fools out of their jewels ♪ 133 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,601 ♪ 'Cause if you think it's time to, if you think it's time to ♪ 134 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:23,857 ♪ If you think it's time to fucking ro-ock ♪ 135 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:24,920 ♪ He is going ♪ 136 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,659 ♪ To kick your fucking ass ♪ 137 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,224 ♪ And you know his name is Kyle Gass ♪ 138 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,566 ♪ Rocking and fucking rolling ♪ 139 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,801 ♪ And fucking rocking and fucking rolling ♪ 140 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,603 ♪ And fucking rip-rip-dip-diddley-diddley ♪ 141 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,186 ♪ Rip-rip-dip-diddley-diddley dip, dip ♪ 142 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,454 ♪ Be-dop-bop-bop, be-dop-bop-bop ♪ 143 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,469 ♪ Be-dop-bop-bop, be-dop-bop-bop-boo! ♪ 144 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,074 ♪ Bip-bip-bip-biddle-biddle-boo, bip-bip-bip-biddle-biddle-boo ♪ 145 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,812 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo! ♪ 146 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,480 ♪ Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-baah! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop ♪ 147 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,320 ♪ Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip ♪ 148 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:55,418 ♪ Bip, bip, bip, bip-be-doo! ♪ 149 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,122 Yeah! 150 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,931 Dudes! 151 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,796 That was bad-ass. 152 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,269 You guys are like electric dynamite. 153 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,600 What's the name of your band? 154 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:11,943 We're not a band. They calls me KG Solo Man Five Thousand... 155 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,209 and I aims to keep it that way. 156 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,614 - Aah! - I'm outta here. 157 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,846 This place is tapped. 158 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,124 Jeez Louise, papa cheese. 159 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:33,358 I know. It's OK. 160 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,134 It's just part of his genius. 161 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:49,375 ♪ Well, I can't get to sleep tonight ♪ 162 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:55,410 ♪ No matter how hard I try ♪ 163 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,655 ♪ 'Cause it's cold and it's dark ♪ 164 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:05,027 ♪ And the moon cannot light the way ♪ 165 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,999 ♪ And Daddy's gone ♪ 166 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:21,412 ♪ I'm just a baby ♪ 167 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:25,440 ♪ Aaah-hah-hah-hah ♪ 168 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,992 Well. What do we 'ave 'ere? 169 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,024 My little snuggles. 170 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:46,436 - Ha ha ha! - I spy a stinking, filthy fag! 171 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,168 Snivelling, boo-hoo-hoo! 172 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,869 Like a wee baby! 173 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,537 Ha ha ha! 174 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,206 He does look like a fucking baby. 175 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:58,683 Oh! Ha ha. Wee baby. 176 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,687 Listen, fellas. I don't wanna fight. So if you don't... 177 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,518 Aaaah! 178 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,252 Look at this. What is it? 179 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,192 Needs a popping, my brother. 180 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,471 - Ooh! - Hey, no. Give me that back. 181 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,689 That's my lucky guitar pick. 182 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,789 That's my lucky guitar pick. Ow! 183 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,357 Ah! Argh! Ow! 184 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,930 Ha ha ha! 185 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,101 Hey! Okay! Let's go! 186 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,437 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Ha ha ha! 187 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,384 Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha! 188 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,627 Ohh... 189 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,492 That's right, run. 190 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,090 Unless you want some more of this! Aah! 191 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,499 You saved me. 192 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,097 Aah, that's all right. 193 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,232 They had it coming. 194 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,342 How can I repay you? 195 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,171 We'll work something out. 196 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,062 This place is futuristic. 197 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:28,604 Yeah, this is my pad, here. Number four. 198 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,542 Not hard to remember. Just think, "My door is four." 199 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,807 Pretty cool. 200 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,205 Wow. Nice pad. 201 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,649 You got this place all to yourself? 202 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,711 Yeah. I try to keep it simple. 203 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,222 This is where I stay when I write. 204 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,224 It's quite, uh, minimalist. 205 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:49,159 I don't like anything to get in the way of my creative juices. 206 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,195 Cool. 207 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,026 I'm working on my solo album right now. 208 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,259 Aaah. 209 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,961 Yeah, Kyle Gass Project. 210 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,061 It's got some pretty, uh, breakthrough shit on it. 211 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,038 Trying to keep it on the hush-hush, though. 212 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:04,201 Man, if you need a singer, I am so there. 213 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,243 Check it out. 214 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,006 ♪ Ride the tiger! ♪ 215 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,709 ♪ You can see his stripes but you know he's clean ♪ 216 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,643 It's a Ronnie James Dio song. 217 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,178 Yeah. I know. 218 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,884 I helped write it. 219 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,152 I jam with him all the time. 220 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,853 No way! 221 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,385 - You do not know Dio! - Sure. 222 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,762 I know all the dudes from Sabbath. 223 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,893 - Dude? - Mm? 224 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,731 Is there any way that maybe I could audition... 225 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,434 to be in the Kyle Gass Project? 226 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,705 Hm. Maybe. 227 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,405 Oh ho ho ho! 228 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,690 You gotta get your chops up, though... 229 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,114 if you wanna shred with the big dogs, son. 230 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,207 You got a lot to learn. 231 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,045 Will you teach me your ways? 232 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,550 I will teach you. 233 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,287 Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. 234 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,919 Your training begins tomorrow. 235 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,430 At the crack of noon! 236 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,895 Um-- 237 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,433 ♪ It could have been disaster ♪ 238 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,495 ♪ Till the pupil found his master ♪ 239 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,903 ♪ Something rhymes with master ♪ 240 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,931 ♪ He's teaching him in the ways of rock ♪ 241 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,966 Lesson number one. 242 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,876 Power slide. 243 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:18,145 ♪ Aaaah ♪ 244 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,214 It's just slidin' on your knees. 245 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,482 Is it? 246 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,514 Or is it the single most powerful stage move... 247 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,219 in any rocker's arsenal? 248 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,356 Oh. 249 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,932 Gimme a power slide. Full throttle. 250 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,625 No fear. 251 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,501 I'll give you a power slide. 252 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,942 - How'd that feel? - Really good. 253 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,639 How did it look? 254 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,147 Amazing... 255 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,512 ...Iy bad. 256 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,450 ♪ Doo-doo-doo- mm-doodle-diddum-doo-doo ♪ 257 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,113 ♪ I'm cleaning this apartment ♪ 258 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,851 ♪ 'Cause it's gonna help me, maybe ♪ 259 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,519 ♪ Get into the Kyle Gass Project ♪ 260 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,393 ♪ Roodle-oodle-doo, roodle-oodle doo ♪ 261 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,126 ♪ Roodle-oodle-doo-doo-doo ♪ 262 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,265 Hey, what's this check for 200 bucks? 263 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,702 Oh, gimme that. 264 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,399 That's a royalty check. 265 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,408 Why's it say, "l love you, pumpkin" on it? 266 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,707 Well, um, it's the name of a song. 267 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,179 Big hit in Canada. 268 00:16:22,179 --> 00:16:22,270 Big hit in Canada. 269 00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:23,973 Get back to work. 270 00:16:26,283 --> 00:16:28,342 Whoa, check out that superfox! 271 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,045 Do you think you can handle a woman like that? 272 00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,750 I think so. 273 00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:36,622 Well, you'd better know so... 274 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,004 'cause there's gonna be ten times hotter ones... 275 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,757 backstage at the Kyle Gass Project. 276 00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:41,127 Really? 277 00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:44,531 Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. 278 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,160 Now drop and give me one cock push-up. 279 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,495 What's a cock push-up? 280 00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:50,506 What's a cock push-up? 281 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,839 A cock push-up, my friend, is where you lay on your stomach... 282 00:16:53,877 --> 00:16:56,345 and lift yourself off the ground with nuthin' but your boner. 283 00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:59,308 No problem. 284 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,209 The cock is a muscle. 285 00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:03,583 You gotta learn how to flex it. 286 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,716 From now on, I want you to do one cock push-up a day... 287 00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:09,088 every day. 288 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:12,026 - It hurts my cock. - Keep at it. You never know... 289 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:14,656 when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation. 290 00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:15,892 Whoo! 291 00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:18,093 ♪ Ding-ding-a-ding- ding-a-ding-ding-ding ♪ 292 00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:20,762 ♪ His fingers move with blinding speed ♪ 293 00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:23,329 ♪ Within my mind he'll plant the seed ♪ 294 00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:27,104 ♪ I'm proud to be amongst his learned flock ♪ 295 00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:29,509 ♪ He teaches me ♪ 296 00:17:29,546 --> 00:17:32,242 ♪ Beseeches me ♪ 297 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:35,080 ♪ And when I've learned all of his lessons ♪ 298 00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:41,682 ♪ Then I'll know the ancient secrets of his rock ♪ 299 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,355 Aaah. 300 00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,261 Yeah. 301 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:50,095 Oh oh oh, yeah! 302 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,294 I fucking did it! 303 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:54,860 Oh, I did it! 304 00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:01,273 Hey. Dude, you reached KG. 305 00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,040 You know what to do. Uhhh. 306 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,048 Dude, pick up. 307 00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:11,553 Dude, it's Jables. Pick up, man. 308 00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:14,284 - Yeah. - Yeah! Ha ha ha! 309 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:16,087 I did it, man. Check it out. 310 00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:17,320 You hear that? 311 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,850 The training is working, man. 312 00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:20,590 I made ten whole bucks with my rock! 313 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,564 Good. Go score me a dime bag. 314 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:23,964 A what? 315 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,831 Ten dollars' worth of weed. 316 00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:28,667 Now, listen. Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza... 317 00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:30,502 Ask for Jojo. 318 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,634 Tell him you want the Bob Marley extra crispy. 319 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:34,754 He'll know what you're talking about. 320 00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:36,302 All right, dude. Roger that. 321 00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:38,007 One extra crispy coming up! 322 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:42,580 Stone Age man now had the muscle power... 323 00:18:42,619 --> 00:18:47,386 and mental power necessary to evolve to new heights. 324 00:18:47,424 --> 00:18:49,892 He then found the means to harness... 325 00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:52,724 an even greater energy source. 326 00:18:56,032 --> 00:18:58,933 The animals and creatures around him. 327 00:18:58,968 --> 00:18:59,968 Hmm. 328 00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:02,494 Animal power would give him the food... 329 00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:06,566 and transportation, the clothing and entertainment... 330 00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:09,737 - needed for his long journey. - Dude, turn it to Channel 14. 331 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,713 In Search of Sasquatch is on. 332 00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:19,249 When you are able to snatch this remote from my hand... 333 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,883 you will be ready to choose the channels we watch. 334 00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:24,723 Try to snatch it. 335 00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:39,573 Aah, fuck! 336 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:43,010 Patience, young grass smoker. Patience. 337 00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:45,744 Welcome to the gig simulator. 338 00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:49,218 If you pass this test, your training is complete. 339 00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:53,086 You will be ready to audition for the KGP. 340 00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:54,181 The what? 341 00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:55,748 Kyle Gass Project? 342 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,020 Oh, right, right. 343 00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:58,861 Hold on. 344 00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,056 Aaah. 345 00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:05,300 Here's your 'za. That'll be 15.50. 346 00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:07,235 - Cool. - Hey. 347 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,830 Aren't you the guitar guy from the boardwalk? 348 00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:12,068 - Yeah. - I'm Lee. 349 00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:14,736 - Kage. - Whoa! 350 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,975 You guys puttin' on a concert? Can I watch? 351 00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:20,005 - Half off the pie? - Dealio. 352 00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:23,545 Right on. Come on in. 353 00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:27,052 Hu... 354 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:33,427 Um... I don't know if that's such a good idea, KG. 355 00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:36,261 Uh, I'd rather not do this in front of strangers. 356 00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:37,309 What do you think it's going to be like... 357 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,857 when we play the Coliseum? 358 00:20:38,902 --> 00:20:40,028 No strangers allowed? 359 00:20:40,069 --> 00:20:41,764 OK. 360 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,035 Let the simulation begin. 361 00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:45,904 Uh--Ha ha. All right. 362 00:20:46,843 --> 00:20:48,743 So, should I sing a song? 363 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,414 Hey, sing something, douchebag! 364 00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:56,584 OK. 365 00:20:56,619 --> 00:20:59,247 You know what? I wanna start off--offstage and come out... 366 00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:01,917 'cause that's the way I like, imagine it. 367 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:04,392 Just--just come in from the wings. 368 00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:08,363 Ladies and gentlemen, the Kyle Gass Project! 369 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:09,956 Aaah! 370 00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:15,070 Hey, what's up? I'm JB from the Kyle Gass Project. 371 00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:18,106 Get on with it, dumb shit. 372 00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:21,076 All right, Kage, let's do it, man. Two, three. 373 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:24,102 ♪ The Kyle Gass a-Project is a-out of control! ♪ 374 00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:25,147 ♪ All right! ♪ 375 00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:30,179 Get off the stage, you stupid dillweed. 376 00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:38,116 ♪ He'd turn me to a diamond from a piece of coal ♪ 377 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:40,152 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ 378 00:21:41,498 --> 00:21:43,329 Boo! 379 00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:46,335 Boo! Boo! 380 00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:47,996 Boooo! 381 00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:50,528 Go back to Kickapoo, you fat-ass momma's boy! 382 00:21:50,573 --> 00:21:52,200 Boo! 383 00:21:52,242 --> 00:21:55,211 ♪ You're teaching me the secrets of the pumpkin patch ♪ 384 00:21:55,245 --> 00:21:57,679 - Boo! - Ow! Aah! 385 00:21:57,714 --> 00:21:59,875 - Boo! - Urgh. 386 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:01,543 Hey, that's really... 387 00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:06,715 - Hey! You suck! - You suck! Suck! Suck! 388 00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:09,657 Jesus. You call that music? 389 00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:11,421 You're nothing but a mistake. 390 00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:13,361 I should have worn a condom. 391 00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:15,455 I was not a mistake. 392 00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:17,227 Power slide. 393 00:22:21,704 --> 00:22:24,172 Aaagh! Aaah, aaah! 394 00:22:24,207 --> 00:22:27,370 - He's had enough. Turn it off. - Aagh. Aaaah! 395 00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:29,139 Lights! 396 00:22:29,178 --> 00:22:31,874 - Oooh. - Hey, hey, it's OK. 397 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:34,850 - I suck! - You don't suck. 398 00:22:34,884 --> 00:22:36,715 I broke my guitar! 399 00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:37,913 Monster mash! 400 00:22:37,954 --> 00:22:40,923 Nobody passes the gig simulator on the first time. 401 00:22:40,957 --> 00:22:43,357 Not even this guy. 402 00:22:43,393 --> 00:22:45,384 You didn't? 403 00:22:45,428 --> 00:22:47,555 But then you did pass it later? 404 00:22:47,597 --> 00:22:51,055 I passed later, but, you know, took me a couple of tries. 405 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,967 - Oh, you did? I was doing... - You know you can do it. 406 00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,347 - It was going pretty good. - Right. 407 00:22:55,371 --> 00:22:57,362 Until I got--until I got to the-- 408 00:22:57,407 --> 00:22:58,617 When I messed up on that thing. 409 00:22:58,641 --> 00:23:00,734 Let's clean this place up. What do you say? 410 00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:04,144 And then we'll do bongloads and play Maximum Overthruster. 411 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:05,943 - Hey, dude, it's KG. - Do some bongloads? 412 00:23:05,982 --> 00:23:08,450 You know what to do. Uhhh. 413 00:23:09,018 --> 00:23:10,610 Hi, pumpkin. It's your mother. 414 00:23:10,653 --> 00:23:12,553 Your father and I have decided... 415 00:23:12,589 --> 00:23:16,889 that 15 years of trying to be a famous musician is long enough. 416 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:18,587 So I'm sorry to say... 417 00:23:18,628 --> 00:23:20,339 we aren't going to be sending you any more rent checks. 418 00:23:20,363 --> 00:23:21,762 It's time to get a real job. 419 00:23:21,798 --> 00:23:23,459 I love you, pumpki-- 420 00:23:27,036 --> 00:23:29,903 "l love you, pumpkin"? 421 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:32,237 Those weren't royalty checks. 422 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:35,376 I can't believe this machine, it's-- 423 00:23:35,411 --> 00:23:37,140 Let's watch TV, you wanna? 424 00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:42,113 You lied to me. 425 00:23:47,457 --> 00:23:49,288 - You don't know Dio. - Hey! 426 00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:51,953 I think that In Search of Sasquatch is on. 427 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:54,122 - Hold on. - Give me that fucking remote. 428 00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:56,461 No! Leave it! 429 00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:58,592 No! 430 00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:00,603 Aaah! 431 00:24:00,637 --> 00:24:02,229 - Ohhh! - Aaah! 432 00:24:03,339 --> 00:24:05,705 Who are you? 433 00:24:07,076 --> 00:24:08,805 Here's your lunch, pumpkin. 434 00:24:08,845 --> 00:24:10,779 Thanks, Mom. 435 00:24:10,813 --> 00:24:12,940 Oh! Mwah! 436 00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:14,074 I love you, pumpkin. 437 00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:24,987 - Hey, pumpkin! - Ha ha ha! 438 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,189 Hah! What's with the hat, dude? 439 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:29,027 Your mom sew that for you? Ha ha ha! 440 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,796 Ha ha ha! 441 00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:35,270 - Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! - Oh, my God! 442 00:24:35,304 --> 00:24:37,431 Your mom shine that for you when you go to bed? 443 00:24:37,473 --> 00:24:41,705 - Cue ball! - Science experiment gone wrong! 444 00:24:41,744 --> 00:24:43,575 - Freakazoid! - Ha ha ha! 445 00:24:45,481 --> 00:24:47,005 I'm fucking outta here. 446 00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:55,321 Don't walk away from me! 447 00:24:56,859 --> 00:24:59,054 I fucking cleaned your apartment, man. 448 00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:02,921 What are you doin'? 449 00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:04,899 Why are you packing? 450 00:25:06,602 --> 00:25:08,229 I have to go back to my mom and dad's. 451 00:25:09,272 --> 00:25:12,036 I'm broke. 452 00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,667 I already spent the last rent check. 453 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:16,008 Oh, you fucking dick! 454 00:25:16,045 --> 00:25:18,309 What'd you spend the money on? Huh? 455 00:25:18,347 --> 00:25:20,838 An official professor bullshit degree? 456 00:25:20,883 --> 00:25:22,942 What'd you spend the rent on? 457 00:25:32,361 --> 00:25:33,361 I got that for you. 458 00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:33,915 Stop packing, dude. 459 00:26:33,956 --> 00:26:36,789 We're gonna pay the rent... 460 00:26:36,826 --> 00:26:38,794 with our rock. 461 00:26:38,828 --> 00:26:41,422 - We are? - Yeah. 462 00:26:41,464 --> 00:26:44,922 But we're not gonna be called the Kyle Gass Project. 463 00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,628 From now on... 464 00:26:46,669 --> 00:26:50,230 we will be known as Tenac. 465 00:26:50,273 --> 00:26:52,241 Tenac? 466 00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:53,936 What's that? 467 00:26:53,976 --> 00:26:56,274 It's a sign. 468 00:26:56,312 --> 00:26:57,973 A legacy. 469 00:27:02,952 --> 00:27:05,750 I've had this birthmark since I was born. 470 00:27:06,756 --> 00:27:08,986 I looked it up in the dictionary. 471 00:27:10,326 --> 00:27:12,658 It's not in there. 472 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:15,095 I never knew what the hell it meant. 473 00:27:15,131 --> 00:27:17,531 Till now. 474 00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:19,865 It's the name of our fuckin' band, dude. 475 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:23,129 I have ass-mark too. 476 00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:33,173 You guys! 477 00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:36,817 Look! 478 00:27:43,159 --> 00:27:45,787 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 479 00:27:47,630 --> 00:27:50,656 ♪ They must pay the rent ♪ 480 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:55,068 ♪ With their rock ♪ 481 00:27:55,104 --> 00:28:04,843 ♪ Oh-ohhhh, oh, oh ♪ 482 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:11,718 But thaaaaat's my life. 483 00:28:15,524 --> 00:28:17,185 All right. 484 00:28:17,226 --> 00:28:20,525 Neil Hamburger, everybody, Neil Hamburger. 485 00:28:20,563 --> 00:28:22,554 Funny stuff. 486 00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,362 Uh, the next band asked me to read this. 487 00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:28,029 "Since the beginning of time... 488 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:32,370 "twas written in the stones that one day, a band would come." 489 00:28:32,408 --> 00:28:34,933 "Well, that band has come... 490 00:28:34,977 --> 00:28:37,571 and now they're here to come again... 491 00:28:37,613 --> 00:28:40,104 in your ear-pussies." 492 00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,680 Ladies and gentlemen, Tenacious D. 493 00:28:45,888 --> 00:28:48,083 That was awesome, the way you read that. 494 00:28:48,124 --> 00:28:49,386 Kage. Kage? 495 00:28:49,425 --> 00:28:51,586 Don't forget to fucking bring the thunder. 496 00:28:51,627 --> 00:28:51,727 - OK. - Hey, what's up? 497 00:28:51,727 --> 00:28:53,058 - OK. - Hey, what's up? 498 00:28:53,095 --> 00:28:55,207 We're Tenacious D and this is our first concert ever... 499 00:28:55,231 --> 00:28:56,425 so it's kinda historical. 500 00:28:56,465 --> 00:28:59,491 And, um, we wrote this song that gives you a little taste... 501 00:28:59,535 --> 00:29:00,812 of, like, the history of the band. 502 00:29:00,836 --> 00:29:02,098 Let's fucking do it, Kage, go! 503 00:29:02,138 --> 00:29:05,505 This is a song called The History of Tenacious D. 504 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,551 And it's not just a list of bullshit... 505 00:29:06,575 --> 00:29:07,653 that we've done in the past. 506 00:29:07,677 --> 00:29:09,474 It's a chronicling of our rise. 507 00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:10,740 To power! 508 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:13,544 ♪ We ride with kings on mighty steeds ♪ 509 00:29:13,582 --> 00:29:15,311 ♪ Across the Devil's plain ♪ 510 00:29:15,351 --> 00:29:18,081 ♪ We've walked with Jesus and his cross ♪ 511 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,883 ♪ He did not die in vain ♪ 512 00:29:19,922 --> 00:29:21,583 ♪ No! ♪ 513 00:29:24,827 --> 00:29:27,057 ♪ We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2 ♪ 514 00:29:27,096 --> 00:29:29,257 ♪ We even stopped a moving train ♪ 515 00:29:29,298 --> 00:29:31,664 ♪ We've traveled through space and time, my friends ♪ 516 00:29:31,701 --> 00:29:33,396 ♪ To rock this house again ♪ 517 00:29:33,436 --> 00:29:34,903 ♪ Rock! ♪ 518 00:29:38,441 --> 00:29:40,409 ♪ We ride and we ride we'll never subside ♪ 519 00:29:40,443 --> 00:29:42,274 ♪ We'll ride till the planets collide ♪ 520 00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:44,905 ♪ And if you say that we do not ride ♪ 521 00:29:44,947 --> 00:29:47,108 ♪ I'll tan your fucking hide ♪ 522 00:29:47,149 --> 00:29:48,878 ♪ Ride! ♪ 523 00:29:51,854 --> 00:29:52,980 ♪ Kyle's fingers be silver ♪ 524 00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:54,319 ♪ Jack's voice then be gold ♪ 525 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,484 ♪ But lest you think we're vain ♪ 526 00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:58,755 ♪ We know you're all robots and we don't care ♪ 527 00:29:58,794 --> 00:30:00,261 ♪ Tenacious D ♪ 528 00:30:00,296 --> 00:30:02,161 ♪ We reign! ♪ 529 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,461 ♪ We reign ♪ 530 00:30:06,502 --> 00:30:08,629 ♪ Supreme, oh God! ♪ 531 00:30:08,671 --> 00:30:10,036 ♪ Burrito supreme ♪ 532 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,265 ♪ And a chicken supreme ♪ 533 00:30:13,309 --> 00:30:15,971 ♪ And a Cutlass Supreme ♪ 534 00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:19,539 ♪ Supreme, yeah ♪ 535 00:30:19,582 --> 00:30:22,050 ♪ Gonna count one, two, three ♪ 536 00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:25,645 ♪ Supreme, yeah ♪ 537 00:30:25,688 --> 00:30:27,849 ♪ Gonna count one, two, three ♪ 538 00:30:28,557 --> 00:30:31,993 ♪ Supre--ee--eme ♪ 539 00:30:32,028 --> 00:30:34,292 ♪ Gonna count one, two, three ♪ 540 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:36,025 ♪ Burrito supreme ♪ 541 00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:38,329 ♪ And a chicken supreme ♪ 542 00:30:38,367 --> 00:30:40,699 ♪ And a Cutlass Supreme ♪ 543 00:30:40,736 --> 00:30:42,727 ♪ Supreme! ♪ 544 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,374 Yeah! 545 00:30:45,374 --> 00:30:47,001 Let's go! 546 00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:49,568 Ha ha ha! 547 00:30:49,612 --> 00:30:51,807 - Yeah! - Yeah! 548 00:30:53,949 --> 00:30:55,246 You guys, wait for me outside. 549 00:30:55,284 --> 00:30:57,445 I'm gonna go talk to the big cheese. 550 00:30:57,486 --> 00:30:58,578 Good call. 551 00:31:00,623 --> 00:31:02,454 So? 552 00:31:02,491 --> 00:31:04,015 What'd you think? 553 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,789 It was OK. 554 00:31:05,828 --> 00:31:07,227 - It was OK? - Mm-hm. 555 00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:08,491 You were OK. We were kick-ass. 556 00:31:08,531 --> 00:31:10,761 And we're gonna totally win that money next week... 557 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,427 at the open mic contest. 558 00:31:12,468 --> 00:31:14,436 Well, good luck. 559 00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:16,904 You know there's a lot of stiff competition, so... 560 00:31:16,939 --> 00:31:20,602 you might wanna think about writing some new material. 561 00:31:23,913 --> 00:31:27,007 That was amazing. You guys changed people's lives tonight. 562 00:31:27,049 --> 00:31:28,812 I know, we were so awesome. 563 00:31:28,851 --> 00:31:31,684 Yeah, it was awesome. Compared to bullshit. 564 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,244 But compared to the greats? 565 00:31:33,289 --> 00:31:37,123 To Zeppelin? To the Beatles? To fucking Beethoven? 566 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,125 True. We were kick-ass. 567 00:31:40,162 --> 00:31:42,687 But if the D's gonna win that prize money... 568 00:31:42,731 --> 00:31:45,598 we're gonna have to write a fucking masterpiece! 569 00:31:46,569 --> 00:31:47,729 Are you with me? 570 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:49,237 Totally. 571 00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:50,772 Power hug. 572 00:32:02,218 --> 00:32:04,209 Masterpiece. 573 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:07,279 ♪ A masterpiece, a masterpiece ♪ 574 00:32:07,323 --> 00:32:11,089 ♪ They've got to write a masterpiece to pay the rent ♪ 575 00:32:12,194 --> 00:32:14,754 Do it! 576 00:32:14,797 --> 00:32:16,128 All right, no more fucking around. 577 00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:18,395 Masterpiece is right in there. 578 00:32:18,434 --> 00:32:20,112 All we have to do is step into that magic circle... 579 00:32:20,136 --> 00:32:21,501 and the masterpiece is ours. 580 00:32:21,537 --> 00:32:22,868 Are you ready? 581 00:32:22,905 --> 00:32:24,149 Are you ready to write a fucking masterpiece? 582 00:32:24,173 --> 00:32:25,317 - 'Cause I sure the fuck am. - Yeah! 583 00:32:25,341 --> 00:32:27,832 Let's go! 584 00:32:27,877 --> 00:32:29,287 What are you doing? Go. Go. Play something. 585 00:32:29,311 --> 00:32:31,370 Go fast. The magic only lasts a second. 586 00:32:31,413 --> 00:32:33,244 No, don't play fast. I said start fast. 587 00:32:33,282 --> 00:32:34,772 But keep going, yes. 588 00:32:34,817 --> 00:32:36,944 Try to make it prettier. Prettier, prettier. Prettier. 589 00:32:36,986 --> 00:32:38,563 Stop judging yourself, you're judging yourself. 590 00:32:38,587 --> 00:32:39,713 That's why that riff sucks. 591 00:32:39,755 --> 00:32:42,553 No fucking mental blocks. Release the... 592 00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:43,990 ♪ Chi ♪ 593 00:32:44,026 --> 00:32:45,357 That's all right. 594 00:32:45,394 --> 00:32:46,838 Now, can you play a little higher, higher, higher up? 595 00:32:46,862 --> 00:32:49,330 Higher notes, higher notes, higher notes, higher notes. 596 00:32:49,365 --> 00:32:51,833 Higher notes, higher notes, can you play any higher notes? 597 00:32:51,867 --> 00:32:53,095 Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. 598 00:32:53,135 --> 00:32:54,479 I'm not looking for anything specific... 599 00:32:54,503 --> 00:32:56,214 but that's definitely the wrong part of the cosmos. 600 00:32:56,238 --> 00:32:58,638 I want it over here, in the newer, hotter part. Like-- 601 00:32:58,674 --> 00:33:01,234 ♪ Molten lava! ♪ 602 00:33:01,277 --> 00:33:03,711 ♪ That's the thing, keep playing that riff ♪ 603 00:33:03,746 --> 00:33:07,113 ♪ Because we gotta get it on tonight, aah ♪ 604 00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:08,673 What are you doing? Were we recording? 605 00:33:08,717 --> 00:33:10,309 Press record. Press record. 606 00:33:10,352 --> 00:33:12,115 Oh, God damn it, it's too late! 607 00:33:12,154 --> 00:33:13,951 - Aah. Fu-- - God damn it, Kyle, we had it. 608 00:33:13,989 --> 00:33:16,719 We were right there in it and you were too slow. 609 00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,455 You didn't remember to do shit, you didn't do what I told you... 610 00:33:19,495 --> 00:33:22,430 and things got crossed, chakras were fucking exploded. 611 00:33:22,464 --> 00:33:23,642 If we're gonna do this thing right... 612 00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:25,361 you gotta do what I tell you to do! 613 00:33:25,401 --> 00:33:28,063 Daaah! Fa-gaah! 614 00:33:29,171 --> 00:33:30,638 I wanna write a masterpiece. 615 00:33:30,673 --> 00:33:33,972 I know, dude. So do l. 616 00:33:37,546 --> 00:33:39,605 It's all right. 617 00:33:39,648 --> 00:33:42,913 We've got writers' block, it happens to the best of 'em. 618 00:33:42,952 --> 00:33:45,079 I mean, look at these guys. 619 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,645 AC/DC. Van Halen. 620 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,351 The Who! 621 00:33:49,391 --> 00:33:52,087 Why are you guys so awesome? 622 00:33:52,127 --> 00:33:54,391 What do you have that we don't have? 623 00:33:55,698 --> 00:33:57,598 Well, they all use the same guitar pick. 624 00:33:58,968 --> 00:34:01,027 What? 625 00:34:08,043 --> 00:34:11,012 Looks like they all use the same guitar pick. 626 00:34:13,048 --> 00:34:15,573 Holy shitballs. 627 00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:27,626 Too many picks. 628 00:34:27,663 --> 00:34:29,221 Let's see. 629 00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:34,466 I don't think they have it. 630 00:34:34,503 --> 00:34:36,748 Let's talk to the dude. We might have to special order it. 631 00:34:36,772 --> 00:34:40,105 Marcus, I need a price check on Ernie Ball amp caster stat. 632 00:34:40,142 --> 00:34:41,666 Just be a second. 633 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:42,972 Can I help you gentlemen? 634 00:34:43,012 --> 00:34:46,106 Yeah, we're looking for a guitar pick like this one. 635 00:34:52,921 --> 00:34:55,321 How'd you hear about this? 636 00:34:55,357 --> 00:34:56,790 What did Papardello tell you? 637 00:34:59,261 --> 00:35:02,719 Uh--Ahem. We just noticed that all these musicians... 638 00:35:02,765 --> 00:35:03,775 are using the same guitar pick-- 639 00:35:03,799 --> 00:35:04,799 Okay ka-ssh! 640 00:35:09,571 --> 00:35:13,974 Jerry, do me a favor, uh, ring up these amp casters for me. 641 00:35:14,009 --> 00:35:15,670 Thank you, my man. 642 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,744 In here. 643 00:35:30,492 --> 00:35:32,960 We can talk in here. 644 00:35:32,995 --> 00:35:35,293 What you seek... 645 00:35:35,331 --> 00:35:37,026 is the Pick... 646 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:40,166 of Destiny. 647 00:35:41,904 --> 00:35:44,304 I think there's a light switch back here. 648 00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:46,331 No, dude, you don't... 649 00:35:48,143 --> 00:35:50,202 Grab a seat. 650 00:35:50,245 --> 00:35:52,270 You two bozos don't even realize it... 651 00:35:52,314 --> 00:35:53,645 but you just stumbled onto... 652 00:35:53,682 --> 00:35:55,547 the darkest secret in the history of rock. 653 00:35:55,584 --> 00:35:57,518 Go on. 654 00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:59,953 I actually saw it once. 655 00:35:59,988 --> 00:36:01,649 I used to be a guitar tech. 656 00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:04,250 So one night, I'm working a gig up in New Jersey or something. 657 00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:05,624 Some real mediocre band. 658 00:36:05,661 --> 00:36:07,891 Lead guitarist comes out, starts shredding licks... 659 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:09,795 way beyond his capabilities. 660 00:36:09,832 --> 00:36:11,710 Like shit that had to be coming from somewhere else. 661 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,725 I noticed he was using a new pick. 662 00:36:13,769 --> 00:36:16,431 Weird-looking thing with horns on it. 663 00:36:16,472 --> 00:36:19,373 Made of green ivory, or some shit. 664 00:36:19,408 --> 00:36:21,706 It was the pick, it wasn't him. 665 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,088 He didn't know what he had, though. 666 00:36:23,112 --> 00:36:24,923 End of the show, he flicks it back into the audience. 667 00:36:24,947 --> 00:36:27,643 Some kid catches it. 668 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:29,446 Kid named Eddie. 669 00:36:29,485 --> 00:36:30,485 Eddie? 670 00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:32,077 Van Halen! 671 00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:33,782 Whoa. 672 00:36:33,822 --> 00:36:36,086 So I started researching it. 673 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:40,084 Turns out this thing goes deeper than I could have imagined. 674 00:36:40,129 --> 00:36:42,063 Way deeper. 675 00:36:42,831 --> 00:36:44,799 Back to the Dark Ages. 676 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:47,165 I moved to Rome. Quit my job. 677 00:36:47,202 --> 00:36:48,669 Learned Latin. 678 00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:51,400 I gained the trust of the night librarian at the Vatican. 679 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,567 A gentleman named Salvatore Papardello. 680 00:36:53,609 --> 00:36:55,754 He turned me on to some shit that you wouldn't believe. 681 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,803 Check this out. 682 00:36:57,846 --> 00:36:59,973 It's an ancient scroll. 683 00:37:00,015 --> 00:37:01,642 All in Latin. 684 00:37:01,683 --> 00:37:04,379 I translated it. Took me six years. 685 00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:06,752 Why didn't you just get a translator? 686 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:09,189 And let him read it too? 687 00:37:11,994 --> 00:37:14,326 Listen to this. 688 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:17,628 Long ago, a dark wizard used his black magic... 689 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:19,031 to summon Satan himself. 690 00:37:20,102 --> 00:37:21,933 Satanus. 691 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:23,733 That's Latin for Satan. 692 00:37:23,772 --> 00:37:25,672 A horrific battle ensued. 693 00:37:25,707 --> 00:37:28,403 But the great demon was far too powerful. 694 00:37:28,444 --> 00:37:30,469 Snakes! 695 00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:33,072 Finish me, foul beast! 696 00:37:33,115 --> 00:37:35,879 Luckily, a blacksmith heard the beast's roars. 697 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:38,113 No! 698 00:37:38,987 --> 00:37:40,249 Ow! 699 00:37:40,289 --> 00:37:42,723 Fuck! You chipped my tooth. 700 00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:44,157 I'm not complete. 701 00:37:44,193 --> 00:37:47,458 Venisti remanebis donec denuo completus sis. 702 00:37:47,496 --> 00:37:48,963 What does that mean? 703 00:37:48,997 --> 00:37:52,433 From whence you came you shall remain... 704 00:37:54,069 --> 00:37:55,798 until you are complete again. 705 00:37:56,705 --> 00:37:58,195 Fuck you! No! 706 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:01,232 No! I'm not complete! 707 00:38:01,276 --> 00:38:03,506 The demon was drawn back into the fires of hell... 708 00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:07,447 and the dark wizard was totally stoked to be alive. 709 00:38:07,483 --> 00:38:09,713 With a long draw on his hash pipe... 710 00:38:09,751 --> 00:38:12,777 the wizard devised a way to repay the blacksmith. 711 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:15,051 The blacksmith loved a fair maiden. 712 00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:18,355 To gain her affection, he would need a true master skill... 713 00:38:18,393 --> 00:38:20,987 that would leave the maiden moist and wanting. 714 00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:24,260 And so the wizard fashioned the demon's tooth... 715 00:38:24,299 --> 00:38:27,200 into a pick that would make the blacksmith play... 716 00:38:27,236 --> 00:38:30,262 only the most masterful of melodies on his lute... 717 00:38:31,607 --> 00:38:35,873 thereby winning the heart of the maiden he loved. 718 00:38:37,179 --> 00:38:40,307 The secret of the pick died with that blacksmith. 719 00:38:40,349 --> 00:38:41,680 And then... poof! 720 00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:44,948 All of a sudden it reappears in the American South... 721 00:38:44,987 --> 00:38:47,455 at the turn of the century, in Robert Johnson's fingers. 722 00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:49,980 Spawns the birth of the blues. And rock & roll. 723 00:38:50,025 --> 00:38:51,117 Of course. 724 00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:53,354 The pick is a tiny part of the beast... 725 00:38:53,395 --> 00:38:55,693 so it has supranatural qualities. 726 00:38:55,731 --> 00:38:58,996 - Supernatural? - No, supra-natural. 727 00:38:59,034 --> 00:39:02,492 That's like a whole other level above super. 728 00:39:02,538 --> 00:39:04,165 Where is it now? 729 00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:09,137 That's the last known photo of the pick. 730 00:39:09,177 --> 00:39:10,542 That guitar was sold at auction. 731 00:39:10,579 --> 00:39:13,810 It now resides in the Rock & Roll History Museum. 732 00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,141 That's where the POD is too. 733 00:39:17,185 --> 00:39:20,245 - The POD? - The Pick of Destiny. 734 00:39:20,289 --> 00:39:21,722 Oh. 735 00:39:21,757 --> 00:39:23,987 Why didn't you just go get it? 736 00:39:24,026 --> 00:39:27,052 The Rock & Roll History Museum is an impenetrable fortress. 737 00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:31,589 You two bozos wanna steal the Pick of Destiny... 738 00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:32,930 count me out. 739 00:39:32,968 --> 00:39:35,061 I already went down that rabbit hole once. 740 00:39:35,103 --> 00:39:37,196 And I got news for you. 741 00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,537 There's no cheese at the end of that tunnel, buddy. 742 00:39:40,876 --> 00:39:43,106 All right, get outta here. I told you enough already. 743 00:39:43,145 --> 00:39:45,010 C'mon, get outta here. 744 00:39:45,047 --> 00:39:47,038 Man, I don't know what to say. 745 00:39:47,082 --> 00:39:48,777 Shh. 746 00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:50,842 Just get outta my store. 747 00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:55,250 The Quest! 748 00:40:03,332 --> 00:40:05,857 Oh, my God! You guys! What are you doin' here? 749 00:40:05,901 --> 00:40:07,926 - Come on in! - Actually, we can't stay. 750 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,369 We were hopin' you'd do us a favor. 751 00:40:09,404 --> 00:40:11,634 Anything you need, man. 752 00:40:11,673 --> 00:40:14,301 - Do you think it would be OK-- - We need your car. 753 00:40:14,343 --> 00:40:16,368 Oh. 754 00:40:16,411 --> 00:40:19,539 Um, well, kinda need it for work. 755 00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:20,878 Listen, man. 756 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:23,714 We've got a meeting with the hugest president... 757 00:40:23,752 --> 00:40:26,380 of the most massive record company in the business. 758 00:40:26,421 --> 00:40:28,753 We need to meet him in Sacramento tonight. 759 00:40:28,790 --> 00:40:30,155 Oh. 760 00:40:30,192 --> 00:40:31,989 Uh-- 761 00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:33,756 Well-- 762 00:40:33,795 --> 00:40:35,057 All right. 763 00:40:35,097 --> 00:40:36,621 Hey, what's up with this pedal? 764 00:40:36,665 --> 00:40:38,098 That's my extra brake. 765 00:40:38,133 --> 00:40:40,829 I'm a pizza delivery guy and a driving instructor. 766 00:40:40,869 --> 00:40:43,702 I teach people how to drive while I deliver 'zas. 767 00:40:43,739 --> 00:40:45,730 Ha ha ha! Good thinkin', man. 768 00:40:46,475 --> 00:40:47,772 Later. 769 00:40:52,848 --> 00:40:55,612 Knock 'em dead at the meeting, you guys. 770 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,984 I can't stop thinkin' about that fuckin' pick. 771 00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:03,651 You heard the guy. It's Satan's tooth. 772 00:41:03,692 --> 00:41:05,182 When we get that thing... 773 00:41:05,227 --> 00:41:06,804 we're gonna win that fuckin' prize money... 774 00:41:06,828 --> 00:41:09,763 then we're gonna dominate the world of rock. 775 00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:13,564 We're gonna be unstoppable, man. 776 00:41:13,602 --> 00:41:16,298 Hmmm... 777 00:41:16,338 --> 00:41:18,363 Unstoppable. 778 00:41:18,407 --> 00:41:22,138 Unstoppable. 779 00:41:22,177 --> 00:41:24,304 Unstoppable. 780 00:41:24,346 --> 00:41:27,611 This, uh, next band asked me not to read this... 781 00:41:27,649 --> 00:41:32,677 but, God damn it, I'm going to read it anyway... 782 00:41:32,721 --> 00:41:34,348 because I wrote it... 783 00:41:34,389 --> 00:41:36,653 and it's the truth. 784 00:41:36,692 --> 00:41:39,525 "l fucking love this band!" 785 00:41:40,662 --> 00:41:44,359 They are the best band ever, period! 786 00:41:44,399 --> 00:41:50,497 Ladies and gentlemen, Tenacious D! 787 00:41:56,244 --> 00:41:57,404 Hey, what's up? 788 00:41:57,446 --> 00:42:01,405 Me and KG wrote this song five minutes ago. 789 00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:03,247 It's called Master Exploder. 790 00:42:19,234 --> 00:42:28,905 ♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ♪ 791 00:42:28,944 --> 00:42:36,612 ♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh yeah! ♪ 792 00:42:38,353 --> 00:42:41,379 - ♪ I do not need ♪ - ♪ He does not need ♪ 793 00:42:41,423 --> 00:42:44,790 - ♪ A microphone ♪ - ♪ A microphone ♪ 794 00:42:44,826 --> 00:42:47,260 - ♪ My voice is fucking ♪ - ♪ Fucking ♪ 795 00:42:47,295 --> 00:42:49,525 ♪ Powerful ♪ 796 00:42:51,066 --> 00:42:59,599 ♪ Ahh, yeah! ♪ 797 00:43:09,751 --> 00:43:18,659 ♪ Ah, ahh, yeah! ♪ 798 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:21,162 Sorry. 799 00:43:22,831 --> 00:43:26,130 - ♪ I did not mean ♪ - ♪ He did not mean ♪ 800 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:29,604 - ♪ To blow your mind ♪ - ♪ To blow your mind ♪ 801 00:43:29,638 --> 00:43:39,809 ♪ But that shit happens to me all the ti-i-i-ime ♪ 802 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,494 - ♪ Now, take a look ♪ - ♪ Take a look ♪ 803 00:44:01,536 --> 00:44:04,528 - ♪ Tell me what you see ♪ - ♪ What you see ♪ 804 00:44:04,573 --> 00:44:13,447 ♪ We got the Pick of Destiny--y--y ♪ 805 00:44:13,481 --> 00:44:21,786 ♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh yeah! ♪ 806 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,957 Woah! 807 00:44:30,332 --> 00:44:36,032 JB! JB! JB! JB! 808 00:44:36,071 --> 00:44:41,270 JB! JB! JB! JB! JB! 809 00:44:41,309 --> 00:44:43,211 - JB! JB! JB! - JB. JB. JB. 810 00:44:43,211 --> 00:44:45,304 - JB! JB! JB! - JB. JB. JB. 811 00:44:45,347 --> 00:44:47,645 JB, wake up. JB, wake up! 812 00:44:50,218 --> 00:44:51,685 Let's chow down, dude. 813 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,483 - I'm starving. - OK. 814 00:45:12,407 --> 00:45:13,999 You guys know what you want? 815 00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:16,442 Hmm. 816 00:45:16,478 --> 00:45:18,241 What do you recommend? 817 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,180 I recommend that you order some food. 818 00:45:21,349 --> 00:45:22,748 OK. 819 00:45:22,784 --> 00:45:28,450 Uh--Lemme have the fried chicken and a steak... 820 00:45:29,324 --> 00:45:30,552 and the chicken-fried steak. 821 00:45:32,227 --> 00:45:33,660 Hello. 822 00:45:33,695 --> 00:45:36,220 Um--What happened to your eye? 823 00:45:38,099 --> 00:45:40,124 I burned it with a curling iron. 824 00:45:41,469 --> 00:45:44,199 I'll have one small glass of carrot juice. 825 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,467 Yeah, we don't have that here. 826 00:45:45,507 --> 00:45:47,270 Then I will have nothing. 827 00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:48,970 Great. 828 00:45:52,747 --> 00:45:54,908 - Dude, what's the matter? - Dude? 829 00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:56,747 Aren't you hungry? You should eat somethin'. 830 00:45:56,785 --> 00:45:59,117 No. I never eat before a mission. 831 00:45:59,154 --> 00:46:00,621 It slows you down. 832 00:46:00,655 --> 00:46:03,180 I gotta be light on my feet like a dancer. 833 00:46:03,224 --> 00:46:05,089 Like a fuckin' ninja, dude. 834 00:46:05,126 --> 00:46:06,126 Now check this out. 835 00:46:06,161 --> 00:46:07,958 I'm gonna jump this fence here. 836 00:46:07,996 --> 00:46:09,486 OK? Like a gazelle. 837 00:46:09,531 --> 00:46:11,999 Then you come around that fuckin' bend. 838 00:46:12,033 --> 00:46:14,501 God! Damn it, Kyle! 839 00:46:14,536 --> 00:46:16,470 If we're gonna do this, you gotta stay focused. 840 00:46:16,504 --> 00:46:18,301 Eye of le tigre! 841 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,466 Now check it out. 842 00:46:19,507 --> 00:46:22,601 You give me a fuckin' boost, He-Man style. 843 00:46:22,644 --> 00:46:25,078 And then we're gonna fuckin' do a little mini-tiger roll... 844 00:46:25,113 --> 00:46:26,257 - And come on back. - Oh, my God. Stop it! 845 00:46:26,281 --> 00:46:27,873 I fuckin' pull your shit up. 846 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:30,282 Dude, hold on. That's good stuff. 847 00:46:35,523 --> 00:46:38,083 You're right, he's coming over here. 848 00:46:40,695 --> 00:46:42,856 - Oh! - Fuckin' dick squeezer. 849 00:46:58,847 --> 00:47:00,678 Aaah! 850 00:47:06,321 --> 00:47:07,982 Uh-- 851 00:47:14,963 --> 00:47:16,624 Hey... 852 00:47:17,932 --> 00:47:19,923 buddy. 853 00:47:19,968 --> 00:47:22,732 Heh heh heh. 854 00:47:22,771 --> 00:47:26,502 So, uh, what, uh, brings you... 855 00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:29,305 to this neck of the woods? 856 00:47:29,344 --> 00:47:32,142 Um--Ahem. We're just on a little business trip. 857 00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,909 Mm. 858 00:47:33,948 --> 00:47:36,416 Are you, uh, going to, uh... 859 00:47:36,451 --> 00:47:39,511 check out the Rock & Roll History Museum? 860 00:47:39,554 --> 00:47:42,182 - The Rock & Roll what? - History Museum. 861 00:47:42,223 --> 00:47:43,601 Oh, no. I don't even know what you're talkin' about. 862 00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:47,584 You just seem like Rock & Roll types to me. 863 00:47:47,629 --> 00:47:49,153 - Ha ha! - Yeah, well, we're not. 864 00:47:49,197 --> 00:47:51,131 We're just two fuckin' businessmen... 865 00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,743 on our way to see some shit in Sacramento. 866 00:47:52,767 --> 00:47:55,065 - So, sorry. - Hmm. Yes. Yes. 867 00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:57,697 I was just asking because... 868 00:47:57,739 --> 00:48:01,175 I noticed the guitars in the back seat of your car. 869 00:48:01,209 --> 00:48:03,609 Yeah, well, I said, we're fuckin' businessmen. 870 00:48:03,645 --> 00:48:05,556 We sell guitars. So what? Big deal. End of story. 871 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:06,842 Check, please! 872 00:48:06,881 --> 00:48:08,125 You're sure you aren't planning... 873 00:48:08,149 --> 00:48:10,947 on breaking into the Rock & Roll History Museum? 874 00:48:10,985 --> 00:48:13,044 Hey, gimme that back, man! 875 00:48:15,957 --> 00:48:17,686 Yeah, my buddy and I are in a band. 876 00:48:17,725 --> 00:48:20,489 I don't like to say the name, but uh, we had some hits... 877 00:48:20,528 --> 00:48:22,359 And so, uh, they're inductin' us... 878 00:48:22,397 --> 00:48:24,865 into the Rock & Roll History Museum. 879 00:48:24,899 --> 00:48:26,730 - No way! - Aaah. 880 00:48:26,768 --> 00:48:28,133 Way. 881 00:48:28,169 --> 00:48:30,228 Oh, my God. We're sitting with someone famous? 882 00:48:30,271 --> 00:48:31,738 Ah, we're just regular guys. 883 00:48:31,773 --> 00:48:35,709 I mean, uh, we're just flesh and... bone. 884 00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:51,786 Let's just say you are planning... 885 00:48:51,826 --> 00:48:54,488 on breaking into the Rock & Roll History Museum. 886 00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:57,461 Maybe you are inexperienced... 887 00:48:57,499 --> 00:49:01,560 and you get inside and cry like little girl. 888 00:49:01,603 --> 00:49:05,232 Maybe you don't have what it takes to get the job done. 889 00:49:09,177 --> 00:49:11,077 'Scuse me. 890 00:49:13,047 --> 00:49:14,912 Man, God! 891 00:49:20,755 --> 00:49:23,280 Yeah. Damn. 892 00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:44,638 I was thinking maybe there was something in that museum... 893 00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:46,806 you had a desire for. 894 00:49:48,049 --> 00:49:50,984 Maybe-- 895 00:49:51,019 --> 00:49:52,646 Pick of Destiny! 896 00:49:57,926 --> 00:50:01,157 Our sorority is throwing a huge bash tonight. 897 00:50:01,196 --> 00:50:03,289 You guys should totally come... 898 00:50:03,331 --> 00:50:04,909 and play some of your songs at the party. 899 00:50:04,933 --> 00:50:07,197 We're just getting ready to head over there right now. 900 00:50:07,235 --> 00:50:09,135 Why don't you follow us over? 901 00:50:09,170 --> 00:50:10,967 You know what? 902 00:50:11,005 --> 00:50:12,233 That sounds rad. 903 00:50:12,273 --> 00:50:14,332 We don't usually play private parties... 904 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:18,641 but I think we can make some dreams come true tonight. 905 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,477 Hee hee hee hee! 906 00:50:20,515 --> 00:50:21,982 I'll ride along with you. 907 00:50:22,016 --> 00:50:23,745 So you don't get lost. 908 00:50:25,253 --> 00:50:29,314 I tried to get the Pick of Destiny once. 909 00:50:29,357 --> 00:50:32,622 I had it in my hands, too. 910 00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:36,061 But I was caught. Set off a laser. 911 00:50:36,097 --> 00:50:39,157 Security door came down on my leg. 912 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,259 - Cut it right off. - Ooh. 913 00:50:41,302 --> 00:50:45,261 I would break in again if I still had my leg. 914 00:50:47,775 --> 00:50:50,767 My leg. Oh, man. 915 00:50:50,812 --> 00:50:54,942 I miss that sweet-ass leg of mine. 916 00:50:54,983 --> 00:50:57,349 Why are you telling me this? 917 00:51:00,421 --> 00:51:05,051 I like you. I see the spark in your eye that I once had. 918 00:51:05,093 --> 00:51:07,027 Let me show you something. 919 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:12,461 These are my plans. They will help you, I promise. 920 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,298 There are two air ducts on the roof. 921 00:51:15,336 --> 00:51:17,531 You must enter through there. 922 00:51:17,572 --> 00:51:19,301 Speak of this to no one! 923 00:51:20,441 --> 00:51:22,102 Wait. 924 00:51:22,143 --> 00:51:23,804 Wait, I have some questions. 925 00:51:23,845 --> 00:51:25,176 Let me wipe. 926 00:51:25,213 --> 00:51:26,271 Hold up, dude. 927 00:51:31,953 --> 00:51:35,286 Dude. I got some smokin' bettys over there... 928 00:51:35,323 --> 00:51:36,620 and they want us to play a gig. 929 00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:39,752 No. I just had the weirdest conversation of my life. 930 00:51:39,794 --> 00:51:42,228 This guy just gave me the perfect plan. 931 00:51:42,263 --> 00:51:43,787 Now, look. 932 00:51:43,831 --> 00:51:47,267 There's two air ducts on the roof. 933 00:51:48,036 --> 00:51:50,334 Dude. The party? 934 00:51:50,371 --> 00:51:52,066 Gettin' to play our own tunes? 935 00:51:52,106 --> 00:51:56,475 That blonde over there wants to ride my wrinklestick, yo. 936 00:51:56,511 --> 00:51:59,139 Would you get your head out of the fuckin' pussy-clouds, man? 937 00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,841 Who cares about these chicks? 938 00:52:00,882 --> 00:52:02,975 There's gonna be ten times hotter babes backstage... 939 00:52:03,017 --> 00:52:04,917 when we win album of the year. 940 00:52:04,952 --> 00:52:07,420 This pick is our ticket to genius. 941 00:52:07,455 --> 00:52:11,323 Dude. I can't believe you'd pass by a gig opportunity... 942 00:52:11,359 --> 00:52:12,986 with some sweet-ass hotties-- 943 00:52:13,027 --> 00:52:14,119 What, for this? 944 00:52:14,162 --> 00:52:16,528 Is this really that important to you? Huh? 945 00:52:16,564 --> 00:52:19,089 We can still write a masterpiece and win that dough. 946 00:52:19,133 --> 00:52:20,760 Maybe it would be better for the D... 947 00:52:20,802 --> 00:52:22,827 if we worked on our songwriting... 948 00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:25,065 instead of relying on ancient bullshit, but-- 949 00:52:25,106 --> 00:52:26,664 probably won't work anyway. 950 00:52:28,176 --> 00:52:29,871 What's it gonna be, Kyle? 951 00:52:29,911 --> 00:52:31,674 You have to decide. 952 00:52:32,513 --> 00:52:35,710 Tits or destiny? 953 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,581 Tits. 954 00:52:49,330 --> 00:52:50,820 So, good luck, buddy. 955 00:52:50,865 --> 00:52:52,856 I hope it was worth it, because we're done. 956 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:54,299 You ruined it. Pick's mine. 957 00:52:54,335 --> 00:52:56,235 Fuck you. I don't fuckin' need you. 958 00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:58,670 Later, cock-ass! 959 00:53:03,144 --> 00:53:05,271 Uh, don't mind him. He-- 960 00:53:05,313 --> 00:53:06,837 He's my butler. 961 00:53:06,881 --> 00:53:08,644 Had to let him go for loafin'. 962 00:53:08,683 --> 00:53:10,082 He--he'll--he'll be fine. 963 00:53:10,118 --> 00:53:13,849 Excuse me, um, are you gonna charge us for all the refills? 964 00:53:13,888 --> 00:53:16,356 No, you're so pretty, you get everything for free. 965 00:53:21,429 --> 00:53:23,021 Well, that's a really good deal. 966 00:53:24,265 --> 00:53:30,693 ♪ Ohhh, ahhh, whoa, why? ♪ 967 00:53:30,738 --> 00:53:31,762 ♪ Woo! ♪ 968 00:53:31,806 --> 00:53:33,569 It's just a five-mile walk. 969 00:53:33,608 --> 00:53:36,270 I can walk that. I don't need a car. 970 00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:38,437 I'll take the fuckin' shoelace express. 971 00:53:38,479 --> 00:53:39,912 Aaaah! 972 00:53:39,947 --> 00:53:42,279 - Woo! - Fuck you! 973 00:53:48,656 --> 00:53:51,454 ♪ I want you, Jyne ♪ 974 00:53:51,492 --> 00:53:52,925 ♪ All the time ♪ 975 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,359 ♪ I want you, Jyne ♪ 976 00:53:55,763 --> 00:53:58,561 - Where we goin'? - ♪ I want you, Jyne ♪ 977 00:53:58,599 --> 00:54:01,796 ♪ Gonna make you mine ♪ 978 00:54:01,836 --> 00:54:03,599 ♪ Tonight ♪ 979 00:54:03,638 --> 00:54:06,573 Stop. Stop the music. 980 00:54:06,607 --> 00:54:10,805 Everybody, we have got a special surprise tonight. 981 00:54:10,845 --> 00:54:13,507 We have brought with us someone... 982 00:54:13,548 --> 00:54:16,574 who just happens to be a rock star! 983 00:54:16,617 --> 00:54:18,585 Whoo! 984 00:54:18,619 --> 00:54:21,213 That's in town to be conducted... 985 00:54:21,255 --> 00:54:24,986 into the Rock & Roll History Museum. 986 00:54:25,026 --> 00:54:26,789 - Whoo! - Yeah! 987 00:54:26,828 --> 00:54:30,628 And he promised to come here tonight... 988 00:54:30,665 --> 00:54:33,566 and play us a few of his hits. 989 00:54:33,601 --> 00:54:35,228 - Oh-- - So... 990 00:54:35,269 --> 00:54:37,100 - You know-- - Let's give it up! 991 00:54:37,138 --> 00:54:39,436 - Whoo! - I don't have a guitar. 992 00:54:39,474 --> 00:54:41,601 I don't have my gui-- I don't have a guitar. 993 00:54:41,642 --> 00:54:43,542 - All right! - Whoo! 994 00:54:43,578 --> 00:54:45,978 - All right, come on! - Um-- 995 00:54:47,682 --> 00:54:50,276 This is a song, um-- 996 00:54:50,318 --> 00:54:51,808 I wrote with my partner. 997 00:54:52,587 --> 00:54:54,521 My f--former partner. 998 00:54:54,555 --> 00:54:57,251 And, uh, it's called The History of Tenacious D. 999 00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:59,282 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1000 00:54:59,327 --> 00:55:01,921 - Nice! - Yeah! 1001 00:55:08,102 --> 00:55:10,468 ♪ Across the Devil's plain ♪ 1002 00:55:10,505 --> 00:55:11,733 Huh? 1003 00:55:12,707 --> 00:55:15,198 ♪ He did not die in vain, no ♪ 1004 00:55:15,243 --> 00:55:16,904 - That sucked. - Yeah. 1005 00:55:16,944 --> 00:55:19,708 ♪ I want you, Jyne ♪ 1006 00:55:19,747 --> 00:55:21,442 - ♪ Need it all the time ♪ - Ha ha ha! 1007 00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:23,643 - That sucked. - ♪ I want you, Jyne ♪ 1008 00:55:23,684 --> 00:55:25,584 ♪ Oh, girl, you're so divine ♪ 1009 00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:27,485 ♪ I want you, Jyne ♪ 1010 00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,884 One more and that's it. 1011 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,560 Aah. 1012 00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:42,542 It's a good thing I found these mushrooms. 1013 00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:44,868 I was fucking starving. 1014 00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:47,636 Mmm. Mm. 1015 00:55:47,675 --> 00:55:49,336 Aah. 1016 00:55:52,313 --> 00:55:54,304 This place is kinda... 1017 00:55:57,752 --> 00:55:59,413 juicy. 1018 00:56:01,622 --> 00:56:05,353 Zzzzzhing! 1019 00:56:18,973 --> 00:56:20,804 Ha ha ha! 1020 00:56:28,716 --> 00:56:30,547 Hee hee! 1021 00:56:38,259 --> 00:56:41,660 Oh, my God! Sasquatch! 1022 00:56:41,696 --> 00:56:43,926 Aaaaah! 1023 00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:46,900 Jables! What's up? 1024 00:56:46,934 --> 00:56:48,299 Ho ho ho! 1025 00:56:48,336 --> 00:56:50,861 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1026 00:56:51,472 --> 00:56:54,066 What are you doin' out here? 1027 00:56:54,108 --> 00:56:56,508 I was just walkin' in your beautiful forest. 1028 00:56:56,544 --> 00:56:59,775 Oh, it's not my fowest, bwother. 1029 00:56:59,814 --> 00:57:01,975 It's evewyone's. 1030 00:57:02,016 --> 00:57:03,608 You're so fuckin' awesome. 1031 00:57:03,651 --> 00:57:06,586 I love yoooou! 1032 00:57:06,621 --> 00:57:08,486 I love you too, JB. 1033 00:57:08,522 --> 00:57:10,922 You're a awesome rocker. Ha ha ha! 1034 00:57:10,958 --> 00:57:13,051 Whoo! 1035 00:57:13,094 --> 00:57:15,585 - Let's pway! - Ha ha ha! 1036 00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:18,292 Aaaaah! 1037 00:57:18,332 --> 00:57:21,199 Aaaaah-oooh! 1038 00:57:21,235 --> 00:57:22,600 That's good. 1039 00:57:22,637 --> 00:57:24,867 - Let's go on a adventure. - Yeah! 1040 00:57:24,905 --> 00:57:28,170 I got lots to show you. 1041 00:57:28,209 --> 00:57:30,439 Can I be a Sasquatch too? 1042 00:57:31,746 --> 00:57:34,237 You alweady are. 1043 00:57:34,281 --> 00:57:36,715 You're my son, JB. 1044 00:57:36,751 --> 00:57:38,981 My widdle baby Sass. 1045 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:41,079 ♪ La-la-lai-la ♪ 1046 00:57:41,122 --> 00:57:43,420 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1047 00:57:43,457 --> 00:57:44,481 Oh! 1048 00:57:44,525 --> 00:57:47,119 Let's take a dip in the stwawberry wiver! 1049 00:57:47,161 --> 00:57:48,924 - Yay! - Come on! 1050 00:57:48,963 --> 00:57:49,963 Oooh! 1051 00:57:49,997 --> 00:57:51,658 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1052 00:57:54,268 --> 00:57:58,034 Ohhhh! Yeah. This is fun. 1053 00:57:59,073 --> 00:58:01,064 Ohhhhh! 1054 00:58:01,108 --> 00:58:04,703 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 1055 00:58:04,745 --> 00:58:06,940 Good times. 1056 00:58:06,981 --> 00:58:08,278 - This is fun. - Good times. 1057 00:58:08,315 --> 00:58:10,840 This is--This is super fun! 1058 00:58:15,489 --> 00:58:16,888 Ha ha ha! 1059 00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:18,915 Ohhh! 1060 00:58:18,959 --> 00:58:20,824 Ha ha! Daddy, look. Look. 1061 00:58:20,861 --> 00:58:22,226 It's stuck to my butt. 1062 00:58:22,263 --> 00:58:25,755 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1063 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,893 Shake your tushie, it'll fall off. 1064 00:58:27,935 --> 00:58:30,096 - Aah! - Oh! 1065 00:58:30,137 --> 00:58:32,469 Let's get wid of these. 1066 00:58:34,575 --> 00:58:36,509 - Ah! - ♪ Ooh, la-la-la, ooh ♪ 1067 00:58:36,544 --> 00:58:39,172 - Time to fly. - Yeah. 1068 00:58:39,213 --> 00:58:42,376 - Whee. - Ha ha ha! Whee! 1069 00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:46,250 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 1070 00:58:46,287 --> 00:58:46,353 - Hee hee! Hee hee hee! - We're flying! 1071 00:58:46,353 --> 00:58:50,119 - Hee hee! Hee hee hee! - We're flying! 1072 00:58:50,157 --> 00:58:52,591 - We're flying! - Hold on, boy! 1073 00:58:52,626 --> 00:58:54,753 ♪ Found where the Sasquatch hide ♪ 1074 00:58:54,795 --> 00:58:56,763 ♪ In the misty mountainside ♪ 1075 00:58:56,797 --> 00:59:01,325 ♪ He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect ♪ 1076 00:59:01,368 --> 00:59:03,666 ♪ Look into the Sasquatch eye ♪ 1077 00:59:03,704 --> 00:59:05,535 ♪ Then you know that Sass can fly ♪ 1078 00:59:05,573 --> 00:59:10,374 ♪ Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect me! ♪ 1079 00:59:10,411 --> 00:59:12,174 ♪ Half man and half machine ♪ 1080 00:59:12,213 --> 00:59:14,238 ♪ On the cover of a magazine ♪ 1081 00:59:14,281 --> 00:59:18,945 ♪ Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect me! ♪ 1082 00:59:18,986 --> 00:59:20,886 ♪ These lyrics don't make sense ♪ 1083 00:59:20,921 --> 00:59:22,548 ♪ Think I've found the evidence ♪ 1084 00:59:22,590 --> 00:59:26,617 ♪ That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect-- ♪ 1085 00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:28,321 ♪ Me! ♪ 1086 00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:32,360 Do you know where I can find the Pick of Destiny? 1087 00:59:32,399 --> 00:59:35,766 Sure! It's right over there! 1088 00:59:35,803 --> 00:59:37,395 Oh! Let's get it! 1089 00:59:37,438 --> 00:59:40,601 I can get it if I surf on your-- 1090 00:59:40,641 --> 00:59:43,303 Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 1091 00:59:44,512 --> 00:59:46,446 Aaaaah! Sweet baby! 1092 00:59:47,581 --> 00:59:51,984 Oh! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! 1093 00:59:52,019 --> 00:59:53,486 Ow! 1094 00:59:55,523 --> 00:59:57,047 Oh, God! 1095 00:59:58,292 --> 01:00:00,192 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1096 01:00:00,227 --> 01:00:02,422 Oh! Oh, God. 1097 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,290 Oh, God. 1098 01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:09,495 Where the fuck am l? 1099 01:00:12,406 --> 01:00:13,930 Yeah, you motherfucker. 1100 01:00:13,974 --> 01:00:15,168 I'm gonna get that son-- 1101 01:00:31,358 --> 01:00:34,122 ♪ Dude, I totally miss you ♪ 1102 01:00:34,161 --> 01:00:36,561 ♪ I really fuckin' miss you ♪ 1103 01:00:36,597 --> 01:00:40,328 ♪ I'm all alone all the time ♪ 1104 01:00:40,367 --> 01:00:42,198 ♪ All the time ♪ 1105 01:00:42,236 --> 01:00:44,796 ♪ Dude, I totally miss you ♪ 1106 01:00:44,839 --> 01:00:47,569 ♪ The things we did together ♪ 1107 01:00:47,608 --> 01:00:52,545 ♪ Where have you gone? ♪ 1108 01:00:53,881 --> 01:00:57,408 ♪ Totally miss the honesty and special times ♪ 1109 01:00:57,451 --> 01:01:03,048 ♪ And honestly I totally miss the fucked up thing you do ♪ 1110 01:01:04,291 --> 01:01:07,749 ♪ Dude, I totally miss you ♪ 1111 01:01:07,795 --> 01:01:09,990 ♪ I totally miss you ♪ 1112 01:01:10,030 --> 01:01:14,797 ♪ Dude, I totally miss you all the time ♪ 1113 01:01:16,737 --> 01:01:21,174 ♪ Aaaah ♪ 1114 01:01:22,576 --> 01:01:26,706 ♪ Aaaah ♪ 1115 01:01:29,516 --> 01:01:32,349 ♪ Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah ♪ 1116 01:01:32,386 --> 01:01:36,982 - ♪ Aaaah, I totally aaaah you ♪ - Ha ha ha! 1117 01:01:37,024 --> 01:01:38,423 Did you see that? 1118 01:01:38,459 --> 01:01:40,303 - That was awesome. - ♪ Dude, I totally miss you ♪ 1119 01:01:40,327 --> 01:01:42,989 - That was great. - ♪ I totally miss you ♪ 1120 01:01:43,030 --> 01:01:48,332 ♪ Dude, I totally miss you all the time ♪ 1121 01:01:50,537 --> 01:01:55,167 ♪ All the t-i-i-ime ♪ 1122 01:02:07,154 --> 01:02:08,678 ♪ The mission is clear ♪ 1123 01:02:08,722 --> 01:02:10,053 ♪ I'm goin' over there ♪ 1124 01:02:10,090 --> 01:02:12,752 ♪ I'm goin' to do the mission ♪ 1125 01:02:12,793 --> 01:02:15,591 ♪ I'm going to flip around the corner flat as a pancake ♪ 1126 01:02:15,629 --> 01:02:18,257 ♪ And then l--Oh, no, the camera! ♪ 1127 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,767 ♪ Stay back here, devise a plan ♪ 1128 01:02:20,801 --> 01:02:24,464 ♪ Dive into the bushes ♪ 1129 01:02:24,505 --> 01:02:26,871 ♪ Against all odds ♪ 1130 01:02:26,907 --> 01:02:30,365 ♪ lnfiltrate, storm the gate! ♪ 1131 01:02:31,412 --> 01:02:32,640 ♪ Storm the gate! ♪ 1132 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,240 - ♪ Ninja style, Samurai ♪ - ♪ Storm the gate! ♪ 1133 01:02:35,282 --> 01:02:38,342 - ♪ Metal pole, climb that shit ♪ - ♪ Storm the gate! ♪ 1134 01:02:38,385 --> 01:02:40,751 ♪ Climb into that motherfucker ♪ 1135 01:02:40,788 --> 01:02:43,279 ♪ Now I'm climbin' up, up on a roof ♪ 1136 01:02:43,324 --> 01:02:46,760 ♪ I've got catlike reflexes, flip-- ♪ 1137 01:02:46,794 --> 01:02:48,004 - ...me, I elbow him-- - One guy? 1138 01:02:48,028 --> 01:02:49,039 He's tryin' to punch me in the neck. 1139 01:02:49,063 --> 01:02:50,792 - Yeah. - I look down... 1140 01:02:50,831 --> 01:02:53,163 and there's two guys goin', "I'm--We're gonna punch you." 1141 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,667 So they're punchin' up at me... 1142 01:02:54,702 --> 01:02:56,863 I got both elbows down like this. 1143 01:02:56,904 --> 01:02:58,064 Pull both their hair... 1144 01:02:58,105 --> 01:02:59,950 and I made them both poke each other's eyes out. 1145 01:02:59,974 --> 01:03:01,851 So they're both blind, there's blood everywhere-- 1146 01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:04,969 ♪ Against all odds ♪ 1147 01:03:05,012 --> 01:03:07,412 ♪ lnfiltrate, oh, storm the gate! ♪ 1148 01:03:07,448 --> 01:03:09,439 What the fuck? 1149 01:03:12,786 --> 01:03:15,414 ♪ Two air vents on the roof ♪ 1150 01:03:15,456 --> 01:03:18,254 ♪ That's what the guy was talkin' a--shit! ♪ 1151 01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,123 - Fuck! - ♪ Electric eye ♪ 1152 01:03:21,729 --> 01:03:24,630 ♪ lnfiltrate, storm the gate! ♪ 1153 01:03:25,866 --> 01:03:27,128 ♪ Storm the gate! ♪ 1154 01:03:28,168 --> 01:03:31,899 ♪ Storm the gate! ♪ 1155 01:03:32,606 --> 01:03:33,368 Ow! 1156 01:03:33,407 --> 01:03:37,036 God damn it! Aah! 1157 01:03:37,077 --> 01:03:37,344 God! That was KG's fault. 1158 01:03:37,344 --> 01:03:39,539 God! That was KG's fault. 1159 01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:41,172 If he'd been here like we planned... 1160 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:42,359 he coulda lowered me down with a rope... 1161 01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:44,112 but dick-ass had to follow his cock. 1162 01:03:44,151 --> 01:03:48,417 And you know when I go quadruple plat he'll come a-knockin'-- 1163 01:03:48,455 --> 01:03:51,515 "Dude, can I come back and join the band now?" 1164 01:03:51,558 --> 01:03:53,822 And I'll be like, "No way, cockshiner." 1165 01:03:53,861 --> 01:03:55,328 And then he'll be like-- 1166 01:03:55,362 --> 01:03:56,386 Can you hear me? 1167 01:03:56,430 --> 01:03:58,660 Oh, yeah. I hear you loud and clear. 1168 01:03:58,699 --> 01:04:00,291 You're sayin' ho's before bro's. 1169 01:04:00,334 --> 01:04:02,165 Well, that's not how I roll, asshole. 1170 01:04:02,202 --> 01:04:05,603 JB, it's KG. Do you read me? 1171 01:04:08,542 --> 01:04:10,442 What do you want, non-rocker? 1172 01:04:10,477 --> 01:04:12,536 This line is reserved for rockers only... 1173 01:04:12,579 --> 01:04:14,513 so I can't really talk to you right now. 1174 01:04:14,548 --> 01:04:17,574 Sex, drugs, and then rock & roll. 1175 01:04:17,618 --> 01:04:19,586 In that order. I was just followin' the code. 1176 01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:21,247 You're a fuckin' traitor. 1177 01:04:21,288 --> 01:04:23,051 You bailed on me, and now I'm in the shit. 1178 01:04:23,090 --> 01:04:25,251 Where the fuck are you? 1179 01:04:27,394 --> 01:04:29,328 I'm in the air duct, dude. 1180 01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:38,561 - Dude. I totally missed you. - Me too. 1181 01:04:51,919 --> 01:04:53,352 I just heard a noise. 1182 01:04:53,387 --> 01:04:55,912 I am trippin'. 1183 01:04:55,956 --> 01:04:57,890 Are you stoned? 1184 01:04:57,925 --> 01:04:59,790 Listen. 1185 01:05:01,862 --> 01:05:04,422 Uh, I just heard a noise. 1186 01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:06,194 - I'm gonna go check it out. - Copy that. 1187 01:05:06,233 --> 01:05:07,894 Mm. 1188 01:05:28,856 --> 01:05:30,756 Uh-- 1189 01:05:34,161 --> 01:05:36,459 Classic Rock is clear. 1190 01:05:36,497 --> 01:05:38,397 I'm gonna go check out Punk. 1191 01:05:38,432 --> 01:05:40,366 And if I find anybody in there... 1192 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,198 I'm gonna pop a fuckin' cap in their ass. 1193 01:05:43,237 --> 01:05:44,932 I'm gonna call it self-defense. 1194 01:05:44,972 --> 01:05:46,633 Hello? 1195 01:05:48,342 --> 01:05:49,502 I'm on my own. 1196 01:06:00,554 --> 01:06:02,715 Oh, God. 1197 01:06:05,559 --> 01:06:06,787 Dude, you heard that guy. 1198 01:06:06,827 --> 01:06:08,385 He's gonna shoot us. Let's bail. 1199 01:06:08,428 --> 01:06:10,328 No. We're too close. 1200 01:06:10,364 --> 01:06:11,674 That pick is in one of these rooms... 1201 01:06:11,698 --> 01:06:13,427 and we're not leavin' here without it. 1202 01:06:13,467 --> 01:06:15,025 Dude, look at this place. 1203 01:06:15,068 --> 01:06:17,366 It's huge. We're never gonna find this thing. 1204 01:06:17,404 --> 01:06:20,430 Follow me. We are the shadows. 1205 01:06:20,474 --> 01:06:23,034 They'll never find what cannot be seen. 1206 01:07:04,251 --> 01:07:06,719 Center. 1207 01:07:09,523 --> 01:07:10,888 Picks, picks. 1208 01:07:10,924 --> 01:07:13,290 Where do they keep their fuckin' picks? 1209 01:07:13,327 --> 01:07:14,885 It's gotta be in the Guitar Gods room. 1210 01:07:14,928 --> 01:07:16,418 - Where's that? - It's right here. 1211 01:07:16,463 --> 01:07:19,193 At the top of Guitarway to Heaven. 1212 01:08:00,674 --> 01:08:02,039 There it is. 1213 01:08:06,113 --> 01:08:09,207 Fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong. 1214 01:08:09,249 --> 01:08:10,876 - Let's go get it. - No! 1215 01:08:12,886 --> 01:08:13,978 Lasers. 1216 01:08:14,021 --> 01:08:15,989 They'll slice you to pieces. 1217 01:08:16,023 --> 01:08:17,422 Sizzlelean. 1218 01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:21,127 You stay here and keep a lookout. 1219 01:08:21,161 --> 01:08:24,096 Wh--What are you gonna do? 1220 01:08:24,131 --> 01:08:26,599 I'm goin' in there and gettin' that pick. 1221 01:08:30,103 --> 01:08:31,764 ♪ Danger ♪ 1222 01:08:33,507 --> 01:08:35,566 ♪ Laser ♪ 1223 01:08:36,877 --> 01:08:38,538 ♪ Tetris ♪ 1224 01:08:39,980 --> 01:08:41,311 ♪ lmpossible ♪ 1225 01:08:41,348 --> 01:08:43,578 Be careful. 1226 01:08:43,617 --> 01:08:45,278 ♪ Q-Bert ♪ 1227 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,451 ♪ Frogger ♪ 1228 01:08:49,022 --> 01:08:50,022 Uh! Uh! 1229 01:08:50,057 --> 01:08:52,753 ♪ Dig Dug ♪ 1230 01:08:52,793 --> 01:08:55,523 ♪ Marble Madness ♪ 1231 01:08:57,364 --> 01:08:58,695 ♪ Centipede ♪ 1232 01:08:58,732 --> 01:09:00,427 ♪ Millipede ♪ 1233 01:09:00,467 --> 01:09:01,798 ♪ Tenacious ♪ 1234 01:09:01,835 --> 01:09:02,961 You got it. 1235 01:09:04,137 --> 01:09:05,137 ♪ Impossible ♪ 1236 01:09:06,039 --> 01:09:07,097 ♪ lmpossible ♪ 1237 01:09:09,543 --> 01:09:12,979 Can't... reach... pick. 1238 01:09:13,013 --> 01:09:15,277 Surrounded by lasers. 1239 01:09:15,315 --> 01:09:16,680 Focus, Jables. 1240 01:09:18,518 --> 01:09:21,043 Use all your mental powers. 1241 01:09:22,823 --> 01:09:25,155 Wait. There's a button down here. 1242 01:09:26,827 --> 01:09:28,818 I think it might deactivate the lasers... 1243 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:31,891 But I can't reach it. 1244 01:09:31,932 --> 01:09:33,365 The cock. 1245 01:09:34,668 --> 01:09:36,295 Use the cock. 1246 01:09:48,348 --> 01:09:50,509 Come on, helmet head. 1247 01:09:50,550 --> 01:09:51,744 Get it up. 1248 01:09:51,785 --> 01:09:53,343 ♪ Cock ♪ 1249 01:09:55,789 --> 01:09:57,814 Ooh. 1250 01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:01,458 ♪ Cock, cock, cock ♪ 1251 01:10:02,596 --> 01:10:04,393 ♪ Cock, cock, cock ♪ 1252 01:10:04,431 --> 01:10:06,228 Aaah! Mmm! 1253 01:10:06,266 --> 01:10:09,360 - ♪ Cock, cock, cock, cock ♪ - Come to Papa. 1254 01:10:09,403 --> 01:10:11,735 - ♪ Cock ♪ - Oh! Aaah! 1255 01:10:11,772 --> 01:10:13,433 Oh, yeah! 1256 01:10:25,585 --> 01:10:27,678 Let's finish this. 1257 01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:35,352 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1258 01:10:35,395 --> 01:10:37,625 ♪ Prekeh-goo-goo-boo ba-dum-biddly-beep-beep ♪ 1259 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:40,926 Aaah! 1260 01:10:40,967 --> 01:10:42,264 Fuck. 1261 01:10:42,302 --> 01:10:43,462 I can't reach it. 1262 01:10:43,503 --> 01:10:45,403 - I can't reach it. - Hold on! 1263 01:10:46,506 --> 01:10:48,201 Aaaaah! 1264 01:10:49,676 --> 01:10:51,439 That's it, that's it. 1265 01:10:51,478 --> 01:10:53,036 I got it! I got it! Aaah! 1266 01:10:53,079 --> 01:10:54,546 - Aaah! Aaah! - Aaah! 1267 01:10:58,418 --> 01:11:02,149 Ah! Aaah! Oh! Aaah! 1268 01:11:03,857 --> 01:11:05,256 - Uh... - Oh! 1269 01:11:05,292 --> 01:11:08,318 Ha ha ha ha! 1270 01:11:08,929 --> 01:11:09,987 Aaaaaah! 1271 01:11:12,766 --> 01:11:14,393 Haul ass! 1272 01:11:18,104 --> 01:11:20,072 Aaaaaah! 1273 01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,502 Aaaaaah! 1274 01:11:26,847 --> 01:11:28,838 Halt! Stop! 1275 01:11:34,287 --> 01:11:35,287 Aaah! 1276 01:11:40,193 --> 01:11:45,028 Power slide! 1277 01:11:47,501 --> 01:11:51,494 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1278 01:12:01,982 --> 01:12:05,509 - Oh, damn! - Ugh! Why? 1279 01:12:07,354 --> 01:12:09,015 - That was awesome. - I know. 1280 01:12:09,055 --> 01:12:11,000 I've never fired a gun before, it was unbelievable. 1281 01:12:11,024 --> 01:12:13,151 Aah! Oh, God! Oh! 1282 01:12:13,193 --> 01:12:14,854 Oh! Hold up! 1283 01:12:16,763 --> 01:12:18,492 - We got it! - Fuck, yeah. 1284 01:12:18,532 --> 01:12:19,760 Let's get the fuck outta here. 1285 01:12:19,799 --> 01:12:23,326 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 1286 01:12:23,370 --> 01:12:25,338 Nice work, boys. 1287 01:12:25,372 --> 01:12:31,038 Now, toss that pick over here, nice and slow. 1288 01:12:31,077 --> 01:12:34,513 Or I will cut you from hole to hole. 1289 01:12:34,548 --> 01:12:36,948 Then you might as well kill us, man... 1290 01:12:36,983 --> 01:12:38,473 'cause there is no way in hell... 1291 01:12:38,518 --> 01:12:39,918 we're givin' you this fuckin' pick. 1292 01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:41,978 OK. 1293 01:12:42,022 --> 01:12:44,252 So be it. 1294 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:46,418 Come over here. 1295 01:12:46,459 --> 01:12:48,518 I'm going to fucking stab you. 1296 01:12:49,963 --> 01:12:52,523 What? 1297 01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:54,591 No. We're not comin' over there. 1298 01:12:54,634 --> 01:12:56,397 Fine. 1299 01:12:56,436 --> 01:12:58,904 Stay where you are, then. 1300 01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:00,668 I'm going to come over there. 1301 01:13:00,707 --> 01:13:05,610 I am going to slice out your eyes and your balls. 1302 01:13:05,645 --> 01:13:09,547 And then I am going to stick your eyes in your ballsacks... 1303 01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:11,107 and then I will take your balls... 1304 01:13:11,151 --> 01:13:13,676 and I will put them in your eyeholes! 1305 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,347 Dude, we could totally outrun him. 1306 01:13:15,388 --> 01:13:16,946 Totally, let's bail. 1307 01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:19,925 N--No, wait! Co--Come back here! 1308 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,052 Gaaah! 1309 01:13:21,094 --> 01:13:23,187 Come back with my pick! 1310 01:13:24,030 --> 01:13:25,463 It belongs to me! 1311 01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,400 Freeze! 1312 01:13:29,569 --> 01:13:32,697 Catch me if you can. 1313 01:13:35,275 --> 01:13:36,275 Aaah! 1314 01:13:38,878 --> 01:13:41,210 ♪ Kings! ♪ 1315 01:13:42,148 --> 01:13:46,141 Yeah! Yeah! 1316 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,750 Whoo! 1317 01:13:49,789 --> 01:13:51,814 Fifty miles to Los Angeles. 1318 01:13:51,858 --> 01:13:52,858 - We did it! - Yeah! 1319 01:13:52,892 --> 01:13:54,018 - Yeah! - I know. 1320 01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:55,721 I'm surprised no one even chased us. 1321 01:13:55,762 --> 01:13:57,059 We got away scot-free. 1322 01:13:57,097 --> 01:13:59,622 - You fuckin' rule. - No. You fuckin' rule. 1323 01:13:59,666 --> 01:14:02,726 Yeah, but I couldn't have done it without your training. 1324 01:14:02,769 --> 01:14:04,862 Dude, let's see the pick. 1325 01:14:04,904 --> 01:14:06,633 - Oh, shit. - Dude, you got it, right? 1326 01:14:06,673 --> 01:14:08,573 Yes! Ha ha ha! 1327 01:14:08,608 --> 01:14:10,269 - Look at how awesome it is! - Ohhhh! 1328 01:14:10,310 --> 01:14:11,834 - Now we have the power. - Yes! 1329 01:14:11,878 --> 01:14:14,312 We shall carry on its ancient legacy. 1330 01:14:14,347 --> 01:14:17,077 Dude, we are gonna smoke the competition... 1331 01:14:17,117 --> 01:14:18,345 at the open mic night tonight. 1332 01:14:18,385 --> 01:14:20,319 - That money is ours! - Mm. Totally. 1333 01:14:23,256 --> 01:14:25,986 Yeah, I got some, uh, fellas with a broken taillight. 1334 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,638 - Oh, fuck. It's the cops. - Is it? Oh... Oo. 1335 01:14:28,662 --> 01:14:30,323 Pull over. Pull over. It's cool. 1336 01:14:30,363 --> 01:14:31,421 - OK. - Pull over. 1337 01:14:32,332 --> 01:14:34,095 All right. Just play it cool. 1338 01:14:34,134 --> 01:14:36,159 M'kay? They got nothin' on us. 1339 01:14:36,202 --> 01:14:38,693 Let's just be mellow, OK? 1340 01:14:41,574 --> 01:14:43,007 What're you doing? No! 1341 01:14:43,043 --> 01:14:45,034 What the fuck are you doing? 1342 01:14:45,078 --> 01:14:46,739 This is Officer Mackenzie, I need backup. 1343 01:14:46,780 --> 01:14:49,010 Assailants turning south down Lexington Avenue. 1344 01:14:49,049 --> 01:14:50,049 I'm in pursuit. 1345 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:52,449 Oh, God damn it, Kyle! 1346 01:14:52,485 --> 01:14:54,196 ♪ Car chase city, that's the name of the game ♪ 1347 01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:55,231 - I want out! - ♪ It was all groovy ♪ 1348 01:14:55,255 --> 01:14:56,483 ♪ Now it's totally lame ♪ 1349 01:14:56,523 --> 01:14:58,388 ♪ KG really fuckin' blew a synapse ♪ 1350 01:14:58,425 --> 01:15:00,689 ♪ Now we're fuckin' headed for a total collapse ♪ 1351 01:15:00,727 --> 01:15:02,367 ♪ Car chase city, run away from the fuzz ♪ 1352 01:15:02,395 --> 01:15:04,556 ♪ Thought that we wasn't but we totally was ♪ 1353 01:15:04,597 --> 01:15:06,292 ♪ Car chase city, now we're off-a the map ♪ 1354 01:15:06,332 --> 01:15:07,977 ♪ Car chase city, now we're takin' a crap ♪ 1355 01:15:08,001 --> 01:15:09,445 - ♪ Now it's gettin' hairy ♪ - Oh, fuck! 1356 01:15:09,469 --> 01:15:10,646 - ♪ So we're changin' the key ♪ - God damn it! 1357 01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:12,160 ♪ Never underestimate the power of D ♪ 1358 01:15:12,205 --> 01:15:14,230 ♪ KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas ♪ 1359 01:15:14,274 --> 01:15:16,299 ♪ If I go to prison, hide the pick in my ass ♪ 1360 01:15:16,342 --> 01:15:18,139 ♪ Fuck this shit, it's gone too far ♪ 1361 01:15:18,178 --> 01:15:20,339 ♪ Kage, pull over, let me out of the car ♪ 1362 01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:22,507 The car is severely damaged. 1363 01:15:22,549 --> 01:15:25,347 The perpetrators appear to be two heavyset males... 1364 01:15:25,385 --> 01:15:27,512 driving a blue Cutlass Supreme. 1365 01:15:27,554 --> 01:15:29,098 ♪ Car chase city, now we're takin' the lane ♪ 1366 01:15:29,122 --> 01:15:31,056 ♪ KG blew it now we're goin' insane ♪ 1367 01:15:31,091 --> 01:15:34,492 ♪ Let's rock, let's roll, let me try to fill up your-- ♪ 1368 01:15:34,527 --> 01:15:37,428 Let's go now to Mark in Skycop-- 1369 01:15:39,232 --> 01:15:40,563 God damn it! 1370 01:15:42,368 --> 01:15:45,201 - Yeah? - Hey, you guys! 1371 01:15:45,238 --> 01:15:46,830 - Fuck! - It's Lee. 1372 01:15:46,873 --> 01:15:49,569 I'm just checkin' in. Is everything OK? 1373 01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:51,668 Yeah, we're cool. We're super cool. 1374 01:15:51,711 --> 01:15:53,042 Ah! Ahh! 1375 01:15:53,079 --> 01:15:55,047 Um, where are you guys? 1376 01:15:55,081 --> 01:15:56,480 We're, uh, we're at the drive-in. 1377 01:15:56,516 --> 01:15:57,660 We're watchin this bitchin' movie. 1378 01:15:57,684 --> 01:15:59,515 It's, uh, Cop Chase 3. Have you seen it? 1379 01:15:59,552 --> 01:16:04,580 Aaaaaah! 1380 01:16:04,624 --> 01:16:07,184 Uh, no. I haven't seen that one. 1381 01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:09,195 Whoa! 1382 01:16:09,229 --> 01:16:10,526 Sounds scary, though. 1383 01:16:10,563 --> 01:16:12,588 Yeah. Uh, it's really fucking scary. 1384 01:16:12,632 --> 01:16:14,691 I'm shaking right now, I'm so scared. 1385 01:16:14,734 --> 01:16:17,100 Cool. Well, how was that, uh... 1386 01:16:17,137 --> 01:16:19,162 big power meeting you guys had? 1387 01:16:19,205 --> 01:16:20,900 Awesome. I'll tell you about it later. 1388 01:16:20,940 --> 01:16:22,703 You're makin' us miss the movie. 1389 01:16:25,345 --> 01:16:27,210 I think I lost em! 1390 01:16:31,284 --> 01:16:32,876 Gaah! 1391 01:16:32,919 --> 01:16:35,820 ♪ Gas! Brakes! ♪ 1392 01:16:37,357 --> 01:16:39,154 ♪ Spinnin' donuts, spinnin' donuts, go! ♪ 1393 01:16:39,192 --> 01:16:40,716 I can do this. 1394 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:41,760 ♪ Flip flip! ♪ 1395 01:16:42,829 --> 01:16:44,990 - ♪ Gas ♪ - Nooo! 1396 01:16:45,031 --> 01:16:47,329 - ♪ Nitro! ♪ - Go! 1397 01:16:47,367 --> 01:16:50,302 ♪ Aaaaah! ♪ 1398 01:17:05,819 --> 01:17:07,912 We're gonna need paramedics and fire trucks. 1399 01:17:07,954 --> 01:17:09,945 These guys are toast. 1400 01:17:16,462 --> 01:17:18,623 Let's get the fuck outta here. 1401 01:17:18,665 --> 01:17:20,530 Let's go. 1402 01:17:20,567 --> 01:17:23,035 Uh, which way, which way? 1403 01:17:23,069 --> 01:17:24,161 OK, where? 1404 01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,035 That way! That way! 1405 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:30,369 This is it, I think. 1406 01:17:30,410 --> 01:17:33,072 Uh! Oooh! Uh! 1407 01:17:33,112 --> 01:17:35,342 - Lemme sneak a peek. - OK. 1408 01:17:38,618 --> 01:17:41,212 Uh! Huh. 1409 01:17:41,254 --> 01:17:42,915 - This is it. - Oh. 1410 01:17:46,192 --> 01:17:47,682 C'mon. 1411 01:17:47,727 --> 01:17:49,024 Oh, fuck. 1412 01:17:49,062 --> 01:17:51,053 - Let's do this. - OK. 1413 01:17:52,232 --> 01:17:54,359 Hey. Hey. 1414 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:55,711 Hey, guys, you're runnin' a little late. 1415 01:17:55,735 --> 01:17:57,580 There's one spot left. You got any new material? 1416 01:17:57,604 --> 01:18:00,300 What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit. 1417 01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:04,037 Dust off the stage, open mic host. Step aside. 1418 01:18:05,111 --> 01:18:06,601 OK, big shots. 1419 01:18:06,646 --> 01:18:08,045 You're up whenever you're ready. 1420 01:18:08,081 --> 01:18:10,515 Let's blister this asshole. 1421 01:18:10,550 --> 01:18:12,711 Jack, wait! You got the pick? 1422 01:18:12,752 --> 01:18:14,083 Yeah. Got it right here. Let's go. 1423 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,021 Maybe I should use it tonight and you use it next time. 1424 01:18:17,056 --> 01:18:18,767 I should use it tonight. I'm the lead singer. 1425 01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:21,692 Huh! It's a guitar pick. I'm lead guitar. 1426 01:18:21,728 --> 01:18:23,320 OK, dude, don't freak out on me. 1427 01:18:23,363 --> 01:18:25,228 Let's just work this out rationally, OK? 1428 01:18:25,265 --> 01:18:26,459 We'll take turns with it. 1429 01:18:26,499 --> 01:18:27,910 I'll use it now, you'll use it later. 1430 01:18:27,934 --> 01:18:30,562 I'm not freakin' out, you're freakin' out. 1431 01:18:30,603 --> 01:18:33,333 Now, just let me hold it for one second! 1432 01:18:33,373 --> 01:18:36,240 You're never gonna use this fuckin' pick. 1433 01:18:37,443 --> 01:18:38,443 Aaah! 1434 01:18:38,478 --> 01:18:39,604 Aaaah! 1435 01:18:39,646 --> 01:18:41,637 - No! - No! 1436 01:18:41,681 --> 01:18:43,525 You guys, the crowd's gettin' restless in there. 1437 01:18:43,549 --> 01:18:44,549 - No! - Hey, wh-what's-- 1438 01:18:44,584 --> 01:18:46,381 What's goin' on? 1439 01:18:46,419 --> 01:18:48,046 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong? 1440 01:18:48,087 --> 01:18:50,055 We can't go on. 1441 01:18:50,089 --> 01:18:52,421 We had the demon's pick... 1442 01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:53,584 but then we broke it... 1443 01:18:53,626 --> 01:18:56,561 and now our masterpiece will never happen. 1444 01:18:56,596 --> 01:19:00,032 We can't pay the rent because we won't be fueled by Satan. 1445 01:19:00,066 --> 01:19:02,364 Come on, get up, get up. 1446 01:19:02,402 --> 01:19:05,894 Come on, come on. Stand up. You're all right. 1447 01:19:05,939 --> 01:19:09,807 You guys, having some satanic guitar pick... 1448 01:19:09,842 --> 01:19:12,072 isn't gonna make your rock any better... 1449 01:19:12,111 --> 01:19:14,739 because Satan's not in a guitar pick... 1450 01:19:14,781 --> 01:19:16,373 he's inside all of us. 1451 01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:18,179 He's in here. 1452 01:19:18,217 --> 01:19:19,878 In your hearts. 1453 01:19:19,919 --> 01:19:22,752 He's what makes us not want to go to work... 1454 01:19:22,789 --> 01:19:26,316 exercise, or tell the truth. 1455 01:19:26,359 --> 01:19:27,951 He's what makes us want to party... 1456 01:19:27,994 --> 01:19:30,462 and have sex with each other all night long. 1457 01:19:31,531 --> 01:19:34,193 He's that little voice in your mind... 1458 01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:37,725 that says, "Fuck you" to the people you hate. 1459 01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:40,637 Now, you can stay out here and fight on the ground... 1460 01:19:40,673 --> 01:19:43,198 and cry like babies. 1461 01:19:43,242 --> 01:19:48,407 Or you can go in there like friends and rock. 1462 01:19:49,949 --> 01:19:52,247 So, what's it gonna be? 1463 01:19:54,053 --> 01:19:57,614 Let's go in there and show 'em what Tenacious D is all about. 1464 01:19:57,657 --> 01:19:58,988 Yeah. 1465 01:19:59,025 --> 01:20:02,324 I already got a guitar pick anyways. 1466 01:20:05,965 --> 01:20:07,626 C'mon. 1467 01:20:42,435 --> 01:20:44,630 Dude, we can still use the pick. 1468 01:20:44,670 --> 01:20:46,467 You use one half, I'll use the other. 1469 01:20:46,506 --> 01:20:47,783 There's still some juice in there, probably. 1470 01:20:47,807 --> 01:20:48,817 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1471 01:20:48,841 --> 01:20:50,399 Where is that...? 1472 01:20:50,443 --> 01:20:51,637 Aaaah! 1473 01:21:00,853 --> 01:21:04,380 ♪ I am complete ♪ 1474 01:21:04,424 --> 01:21:08,155 ♪ Fu-uck ♪ 1475 01:21:08,194 --> 01:21:10,025 ♪ Yes, you are fucked ♪ 1476 01:21:10,063 --> 01:21:11,724 ♪ Shit out of luck ♪ 1477 01:21:11,764 --> 01:21:14,892 ♪ Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck ♪ 1478 01:21:14,934 --> 01:21:16,993 ♪ This world will be mine ♪ 1479 01:21:17,036 --> 01:21:18,833 ♪ And you're first in line ♪ 1480 01:21:18,871 --> 01:21:22,739 ♪ You brought me the pick and now you shall both die ♪ 1481 01:21:22,775 --> 01:21:29,874 ♪ Wait, wait, wait, you motherfucker ♪ 1482 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:35,786 ♪ We challenge you to a rock-off ♪ 1483 01:21:37,924 --> 01:21:42,793 ♪ Give us one chance to rock your socks off ♪ 1484 01:21:44,630 --> 01:21:50,068 ♪ Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! ♪ 1485 01:21:50,103 --> 01:21:53,504 ♪ The demon code prevents me ♪ 1486 01:21:53,539 --> 01:21:57,498 ♪ From declining a rock-off challenge ♪ 1487 01:21:57,543 --> 01:22:00,444 ♪ What are your terms? ♪ 1488 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:04,109 ♪ What's the ca-a-atch? ♪ 1489 01:22:05,651 --> 01:22:13,490 ♪ If we win you must take your sorry ass back to hell ♪ 1490 01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:22,226 ♪ And also you will have to pay our rent ♪ 1491 01:22:24,737 --> 01:22:27,262 ♪ And what if I win? ♪ 1492 01:22:29,242 --> 01:22:34,339 ♪ Then you can take Kage back to Hell ♪ 1493 01:22:34,380 --> 01:22:35,404 What? 1494 01:22:35,448 --> 01:22:36,972 Trust me, Kage. 1495 01:22:37,016 --> 01:22:38,415 It's the only way. 1496 01:22:38,451 --> 01:22:39,816 What are you talking about? 1497 01:22:39,852 --> 01:22:43,583 ♪ To be your little bitch ♪ 1498 01:22:43,623 --> 01:22:45,215 Fine! 1499 01:22:45,258 --> 01:22:48,455 ♪ Let the rock-off begin! ♪ 1500 01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:51,429 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1501 01:22:55,668 --> 01:22:59,502 ♪ I'm the Devil, I love metal ♪ 1502 01:23:02,742 --> 01:23:06,769 ♪ Check this riff, it's fucking tasty ♪ 1503 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:14,178 ♪ I'm the Devil, I can do what I want ♪ 1504 01:23:14,220 --> 01:23:17,348 ♪ Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt ♪ 1505 01:23:17,390 --> 01:23:22,521 ♪ There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost ♪ 1506 01:23:25,164 --> 01:23:28,565 ♪ I can't wait to take Kage back to hell ♪ 1507 01:23:28,601 --> 01:23:32,560 ♪ I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon's gel ♪ 1508 01:23:32,605 --> 01:23:36,234 ♪ I'll make you squeal like the Scarlet Pimpernel ♪ 1509 01:23:39,478 --> 01:23:41,912 ♪ No! ♪ 1510 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,042 Come on, Kage! 1511 01:23:45,084 --> 01:23:49,180 Let's fight his music with our music. 1512 01:23:49,222 --> 01:23:52,055 ♪ There's just no way that we can win ♪ 1513 01:23:52,091 --> 01:23:54,719 - ♪ That was a masterpiece ♪ - Listen to me. 1514 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:58,924 ♪ He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man ♪ 1515 01:23:58,965 --> 01:24:00,023 Goddamnit, Kage. 1516 01:24:00,066 --> 01:24:03,160 ♪ He gonna make you his sex slave ♪ 1517 01:24:03,202 --> 01:24:05,261 ♪ You gonna gargle mayonnaise ♪ 1518 01:24:05,304 --> 01:24:06,862 - No. - ♪ Unless we bust ♪ 1519 01:24:06,906 --> 01:24:09,898 ♪ A massive monster mamojam ♪ 1520 01:24:09,942 --> 01:24:13,901 ♪ Dude, we've been through so much shit ♪ 1521 01:24:13,946 --> 01:24:16,540 ♪ Deactivated lasers with my dick ♪ 1522 01:24:16,582 --> 01:24:22,282 ♪ Now it's time to blow this fucker down ♪ 1523 01:24:22,321 --> 01:24:25,586 ♪ Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down ♪ 1524 01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:28,788 ♪ I hear ya, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down ♪ 1525 01:24:28,828 --> 01:24:31,763 ♪ Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown ♪ 1526 01:24:31,797 --> 01:24:34,527 ♪ We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town ♪ 1527 01:24:34,567 --> 01:24:38,298 ♪ Now we've got to blow this fucker down ♪ 1528 01:24:38,337 --> 01:24:41,135 ♪ He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down ♪ 1529 01:24:41,173 --> 01:24:43,573 ♪ C'mon, Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down ♪ 1530 01:24:43,609 --> 01:24:46,578 ♪ Ooooh we'll pile-drive ya, it's time for the smack down ♪ 1531 01:24:46,612 --> 01:24:49,581 ♪ Hey, Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss ♪ 1532 01:24:49,615 --> 01:24:51,105 ♪ We know your weakness ♪ 1533 01:24:51,150 --> 01:24:52,742 ♪ Our rock it sauce ♪ 1534 01:24:52,785 --> 01:24:55,879 ♪ We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind ♪ 1535 01:24:55,921 --> 01:24:59,084 ♪ We will defeat you for all mankind ♪ 1536 01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:02,117 ♪ You hold the scepter, we hold the key ♪ 1537 01:25:02,161 --> 01:25:05,289 ♪ You are the Devil, we are the D ♪ 1538 01:25:05,331 --> 01:25:07,424 ♪ We are the D, we are the D, we are the D ♪ 1539 01:25:07,466 --> 01:25:10,492 ♪ We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D ♪ 1540 01:25:10,536 --> 01:25:12,970 ♪ We are the D, we are the D, we are the D ♪ 1541 01:25:13,005 --> 01:25:16,065 ♪ We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D ♪ 1542 01:25:16,108 --> 01:25:19,009 ♪ We are the D, we are the D, we are the D ♪ 1543 01:25:21,314 --> 01:25:22,747 You guys are fuckin' lame! 1544 01:25:22,782 --> 01:25:24,682 C'mon, Kage, you're comin' with me. 1545 01:25:26,185 --> 01:25:28,653 Taste my lightning, fucker. 1546 01:25:28,688 --> 01:25:30,815 Nooo! 1547 01:25:30,856 --> 01:25:32,153 Ow! 1548 01:25:32,191 --> 01:25:34,785 Fuck! My fuckin' horn! 1549 01:25:35,861 --> 01:25:37,795 - Oh, no! - From whence you came... 1550 01:25:37,830 --> 01:25:42,028 you shall remain, until you are complete again! 1551 01:25:42,735 --> 01:25:46,432 Nooo! 1552 01:25:54,814 --> 01:25:57,044 Fuck you, Kage! 1553 01:25:57,083 --> 01:26:00,177 And fuck you, Jables. 1554 01:26:00,219 --> 01:26:04,212 I'll get you, Tenacious D! 1555 01:26:24,744 --> 01:26:28,111 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1556 01:26:28,147 --> 01:26:29,478 We did it, dude. 1557 01:26:30,282 --> 01:26:32,273 We beat the Devil. 1558 01:26:32,318 --> 01:26:33,979 With our rock. 1559 01:26:34,019 --> 01:26:36,715 Ha ha ha! So good. 1560 01:26:36,756 --> 01:26:40,157 Aaah, man, that was a monster jam that we played. 1561 01:26:40,192 --> 01:26:41,523 Yeah. Yeah. 1562 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:44,654 It was, like, the greatest song in the world. 1563 01:26:44,697 --> 01:26:45,755 It was, wasn't it? 1564 01:26:45,798 --> 01:26:48,699 - How did it go? - Um.... 1565 01:26:51,337 --> 01:26:53,532 - I can't remember. - Fuck. I can't either. 1566 01:26:53,572 --> 01:26:56,837 You know what? Let's just lay down a fresh, tasty jam. 1567 01:26:56,876 --> 01:26:59,208 Good idea, rage Kage. 1568 01:26:59,245 --> 01:27:02,180 - Bust out the BOD. - What? 1569 01:27:02,214 --> 01:27:03,704 The Bong of Destiny. 1570 01:27:03,749 --> 01:27:05,876 Good call. 1571 01:27:05,918 --> 01:27:07,579 Whoa. 1572 01:27:10,956 --> 01:27:12,719 Take it to the head, bitch. 1573 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:16,250 Draws like a pencil. 1574 01:27:18,130 --> 01:27:20,189 Press record. 1575 01:27:21,634 --> 01:27:23,465 Ooooh! 1576 01:27:23,502 --> 01:27:26,232 - Ha ha ha! - Yeah! 1577 01:27:26,272 --> 01:27:28,934 Now let's rock it. 1578 01:27:28,974 --> 01:27:30,373 One, two, three. 1579 01:27:30,409 --> 01:27:34,505 ♪ 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child ♪ 1580 01:27:34,547 --> 01:27:37,846 ♪ You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fuckin' insane ♪ 1581 01:27:37,883 --> 01:27:41,944 ♪ It's just the Pick of Destiny, child ♪ 1582 01:27:41,987 --> 01:27:45,889 ♪ More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain ♪ 1583 01:27:45,925 --> 01:27:49,725 ♪ In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage ♪ 1584 01:27:49,762 --> 01:27:53,391 ♪ When he was buskin' he was all the rage ♪ 1585 01:27:53,432 --> 01:27:57,095 ♪ He met Jables and he taught him well ♪ 1586 01:27:57,136 --> 01:28:00,936 ♪ All the techniques that were developed in Hell ♪ 1587 01:28:00,973 --> 01:28:04,409 ♪ Cock push-ups and the power slide ♪ 1588 01:28:04,443 --> 01:28:08,174 ♪ Gig simulation, now there's nowhere to hide ♪ 1589 01:28:08,214 --> 01:28:11,809 ♪ They formed a band they named Tenacious D ♪ 1590 01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:14,649 ♪ And then they got the Pick of Destiny ♪ 1591 01:28:14,687 --> 01:28:18,646 ♪ 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child ♪ 1592 01:28:18,691 --> 01:28:22,024 ♪ You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fuckin' insane ♪ 1593 01:28:22,061 --> 01:28:26,293 ♪ It's just the Pick of Destiny, child ♪ 1594 01:28:26,332 --> 01:28:29,790 ♪ Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein ♪ 1595 01:28:29,835 --> 01:28:33,601 ♪ 'Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasey ♪ 1596 01:28:33,639 --> 01:28:37,166 ♪ And she who is juicy must be loosey-goosey ♪ 1597 01:28:37,209 --> 01:28:42,044 ♪ And he who is groovy will be in my movie so come on! ♪ 1598 01:28:44,717 --> 01:28:48,414 ♪ The wizard and the demon had a battle royale ♪ 1599 01:28:48,454 --> 01:28:52,117 ♪ The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow ♪ 1600 01:28:52,157 --> 01:28:55,251 ♪ But then it broke his tooth and thus the demon said, ♪Ow!♪ ♪ 1601 01:28:55,294 --> 01:28:59,492 ♪ 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child ♪ 1602 01:28:59,532 --> 01:29:02,695 ♪ You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fuckin' insane ♪ 1603 01:29:02,735 --> 01:29:06,865 ♪ It's just the Pick of Destiny, child ♪ 1604 01:29:06,906 --> 01:29:10,433 ♪ You know our movie's better than-a Citizen Kane ♪ 1605 01:29:10,476 --> 01:29:14,105 ♪ 'Cause he who's a geezer must live in my freezer ♪ 1606 01:29:14,146 --> 01:29:17,980 ♪ And she who is snarky is full of malarkey ♪ 1607 01:29:18,017 --> 01:29:23,819 ♪ And he who is groovy must be in my movie so come on! ♪ 1608 01:29:35,601 --> 01:29:40,197 ♪ Oh, 'cause if you're a diva then go to Geneva ♪ 1609 01:29:40,239 --> 01:29:43,902 ♪ And if you're a crony then suck on my boney ♪ 1610 01:29:43,943 --> 01:29:47,106 ♪ And if you are groovy then get in my movie ♪ 1611 01:29:47,146 --> 01:29:51,207 ♪ It's called the Pick of Destiny ♪ 1612 01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:55,554 ♪ The Pick of Destiny ♪ 1613 01:29:55,554 --> 01:29:56,554 ♪ The Pick of Destiny ♪ 1614 01:30:04,830 --> 01:30:06,695 ♪ You can't kill the metal ♪ 1615 01:30:09,234 --> 01:30:10,792 ♪ The metal will live on ♪ 1616 01:30:13,038 --> 01:30:15,506 ♪ Punk rock tried to kill the metal ♪ 1617 01:30:17,242 --> 01:30:20,769 ♪ But they failed as they were smite to the ground ♪ 1618 01:30:22,681 --> 01:30:25,548 ♪ New wave tried to kill the metal ♪ 1619 01:30:25,584 --> 01:30:29,953 ♪ But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground ♪ 1620 01:30:31,223 --> 01:30:34,124 ♪ Grunge tried to kill the metal ♪ 1621 01:30:34,159 --> 01:30:35,820 Ah ha ha ha! 1622 01:30:35,861 --> 01:30:39,558 ♪ They failed as they were thrown to the ground ♪ 1623 01:30:42,534 --> 01:30:46,903 ♪ Aaaah! ♪ 1624 01:30:46,939 --> 01:30:48,770 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1625 01:30:51,076 --> 01:30:55,308 ♪ Aaaah! ♪ 1626 01:30:55,347 --> 01:30:57,679 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1627 01:30:57,716 --> 01:30:59,775 ♪ Diddle-iddle-iddle, diddle-iddle-iddle, iddle-ay ♪ 1628 01:30:59,818 --> 01:31:03,777 ♪ No one can destroy the metal ♪ 1629 01:31:03,822 --> 01:31:08,225 ♪ The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow ♪ 1630 01:31:08,260 --> 01:31:12,424 ♪ We are the vanquished foes of the metal ♪ 1631 01:31:12,464 --> 01:31:16,992 ♪ We tried to win, for why we do not know ♪ 1632 01:31:17,036 --> 01:31:20,528 ♪ New wave tried to destroy the metal ♪ 1633 01:31:20,572 --> 01:31:25,566 ♪ But the metal had its way ♪ 1634 01:31:25,611 --> 01:31:29,513 ♪ Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal ♪ 1635 01:31:29,548 --> 01:31:34,178 ♪ But metal was in the way ♪ 1636 01:31:34,219 --> 01:31:38,155 ♪ Punk rock tried to destroy the metal ♪ 1637 01:31:38,190 --> 01:31:42,559 ♪ But metal was much too strong ♪ 1638 01:31:42,594 --> 01:31:46,690 ♪ Techno tried to defile the metal ♪ 1639 01:31:46,732 --> 01:31:52,466 ♪ But techno was proven wrong, yeah! ♪ 1640 01:31:54,907 --> 01:31:56,568 ♪ Metal! ♪ 1641 01:31:58,644 --> 01:32:00,771 ♪ It comes from Hell! ♪ 1642 01:33:00,739 --> 01:33:02,604 All right, man. 1643 01:33:02,641 --> 01:33:04,233 This is it. 1644 01:33:04,276 --> 01:33:08,144 Don't make a sound unless it's a masterpiece. 1645 01:33:08,180 --> 01:33:10,410 Not a fuckin' sound. 1646 01:33:12,351 --> 01:33:13,909 Wait. 1647 01:33:13,952 --> 01:33:15,749 How will I know if it's a masterpiece? 1648 01:33:17,156 --> 01:33:18,418 You'll feel it. 1649 01:33:18,457 --> 01:33:20,755 And if you feel it, just fuckin' lay it on me. 1650 01:33:37,376 --> 01:33:39,276 Aaah! 1651 01:33:39,311 --> 01:33:40,311 OK. 1652 01:33:54,026 --> 01:33:55,357 Thought I felt somethin'. 1653 01:33:57,863 --> 01:33:59,660 Let's hear that back.